Relay beta-tests a desert island
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I would hate to become the type that believes they have an aliens chip in their heads. When did the mothership probe you?

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… Huh? I don't think I said anything about aliens.

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I guess not. But this hallucination looked like it was going to that direction.

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Honestly I think even if the voice in your head tells you there are aliens you should mistrust it. … Make that 'even if' into an 'especially if', actually.

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I guess once people suffer this sort of thing long enough they just... accept it or whatever. Not me, insanity.

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Anyway, since I'm in your head I hope you won't mind describing where you are, with, like, a fully qualified description of how to get there and contact you in a very non-magical way? For totally innocuous reasons.

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I guess I can't criticize the voice in my head for being too weird. Since it's just another part of my brain. I broke into a cabin, it's not that far away from the Stanley hotel... he describes further. But some of his descriptions assume that Anthony can see through his eyes.

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Can we stick with the premise that I can't see what you see, by any chance? Just for. Like. More reasons.

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Okay... He starts pointing several geographical features. I have already covered that area, and tomorrow I am going to start the search uphill.

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Anthony relays the information to Gabe. Then considers. "… It might be better if I just tell this to your mom directly."

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"True. Tell her to bring the totems to show Henry. Or I guess I can just send them when she gets there."

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"What's her name?"

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"Rose Valentine."

She can be found just as easily as Henry was.

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Hello?? What is this? ...Gabe?

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This is actually Anthony, who has just met Gabe on a weird desert island.

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Anthony who? Is Gabe alright? What the fuck is going on with the island thing?

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I doubt you know me! he responds. Gabe seems mostly fine, I have no idea re the desert island, and I have some information on where Henry is.

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Gabe still wants me to find him? Okay. Where is he?

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Henry – he is apparently in a cabin near the Stanley hotel, starts Anthony.

Here, have geographical details.

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Okay. Tell Gabe it's going to take awhile until I can get the money to go there, but it should be a few days. Hey, this thing doesn't work- Ah, you made Henry think he went insane, didn't you?

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I am in fact just a talking voice, it would appear. I mean, I'm not, but that's all you get, so.

"Going to take a couple of says," he says aloud.

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Gabe is very happy about this! "Thanks, dude!" Then he looks Anthony up and down. "Anyway I could repay?" He says full of innuendo.

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Anthony raises an eyebrow. "You may or may not notice but we're on a desert island."

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