We at the Pinnacle Semi-Nonprofit Foundation provide industrial-magical services for productive and quality-of-life purposes on an interuniversal scale.
And we are excited to announce the development of The Generalized Species-Changing Spell Service, soon to arrive into your dimensional neighbourhood! We see no reason to leave the essence and the constitution of the citizens of the multiverse up to nature, chance, or dispassionate design, and we have secured the necessary technology and funding to offer YOU an opportunity to change your species, free of charge within an agreement to a reasonable set of limits, terms and conditions as detailed here (subject to change on release), given permission from local polities. The spellform is highly generalized and in principle applicable for conversion to and from virtually any being.
Before unrolling the technology, we ask for volounteers to serve as samples for the development of the spellform variants! If you want to share the opportunity to become like you, to contribute to the multiversal economic productivity, contribute to the wealth of culture and variety of experience across the worlds, or to spread your likeness across reality, this is a great opportunity for you - almost regardless of who you are or how you work. The sampling ritual is expected to be painless and last for about 30 hours for a great majority of species, and the entire process together with transportation, additional vetting, safety measures and other technical moments is expected to take about four days of subjective time. We will provide travel and basic resources and care, though we cannot guarantee appropriate conditions for every possible species, and will strive to approach needs individually, though needs sufficiently different from a multiversal-standard human (as described here) might demand additional personal investment from volounteers.
The requirements for species samples are as follows -
- The sample must be sentient and capable of qualia and agency (details here). Filling out of the application form on your own will be a good preliminary test, but further testing will be conducted, and nonsentient applicants will be rejected.
- The sample must be capable of existing within the delta-qi-99371 set of second-order physics. If you are a native of the universe where this message is published, or capable of surviving there without extrenal altering the laws of physics, you satisfy this condition. Otherwise, further details are as described here.
- The sample must permit a temporally local point of origin. If your species exists in linear or locally linear time, proceeding moment to moment in a linear sequence, you have nothing to worry about, but the species-changing spell cannot effectuate changes retroactively.
- The sample must follow basic safety standards. The ceiling is high, and even species that would normally be considered highly dangerous by a median citizen of the multiverse will be accepted, provided that the taker of the Generalized Species-Changing Spell Service agrees to appropriate conditions, which may include stiupulations such as leaving their polity or planet of origin. Yet, we must reject the following traits as too unsafe to handle -
-- Physical scale significantly above planetary, or a mass and density liable for collapsing into a black hole within normal meta-relativistic physics.
-- Constituency of states of matter extremely unstable near or infectious to atomic matter under normal meta-quantum physics - antimatter, strangelets and the like.
-- Significant innate superluminal offensive capability.
-- Constituency of ontological or elemental evil, danger, death, doom, decay, disease, madness, manipulation, deceit, consumption, theft, conquest, corruption or misfortune. (We realize the presence of viable exceptions, but for the confidence of our partners, we will abstain from seeking them.)
-- Intelligence surpassing the Seldon Boundary of rendering an overwhelming supermajority of agents in the multiversal neighbourhood comparative non-actors, in absence of innate constraints or preferences (which will be verified by an undisclosed process) that prevent unreasonable optimization over them (which we define with an undisclosed but not particularly permissive definition).
--- Being created as an agent of influence for species or systems which surpass the Seldon Boundary. (We will know.)
-- Discretionary traits we determine as too dangerous in process of exaimation.
We ask the applications to include the following. There is no need of excruciating detail - simply give us the description of notables for ease of processing and sorting, and then, on acceptance, you will be contacted for further details.
- Your name, and your agreement to process and distribute your personal data and biodata.
- The name of your species. (If you are a one-person species or are unaware of your origins, please specify so.)
- Physical description of your species, in form (how do you look?) and constitunecy (what you are made of?).
- Mental and social description of your species. You may use the multiversal-standard-human psyche as a reference point.
- Magical description of your species, if applicable.
- The description of drawbacks and advantages, abilities and flaws of your species. You may use the multiversal-standard-human capabilities as a reference point. Please include the average lifespan and the mode of reproduction.
- The natural habitat of your species, and its necessary components.
- The needs of your species that are necessary for comfortable survival.
- A breif history of your species, if known to you.
- What kind of a person would you recommend to change their species to yours, and why? You may optionally address a two sentence message to anyone who might choose the form of your species.
- Your personal opinion on the programme, and your personal feedback.
Additional things to be aware of -
- Volounteers will not be financially compensated, but will recieve perks in the form of a priority access to Pinnacle Semi-Nonprofit Foundation's Resurrecive Queue Service, eternal memory in the form of acknowledgement of their names in the spellform specification, as well as a commemorative bracelet.
- One-person species and species with only one volounteer will be instantiated as exact clones modulo the personality and identity. You may opt out of the programme if you turn out to be the only volounteer for your species. You may also additionally volounteer for the additional exact cloning specification if you arent.
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