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"poor kamil like OH GOD ETHICS. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS. ALSO MY DICK. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS AND MY DICK"
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"Well, the good news is you live, uh, pretty damn close."

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"Cover for me if I don't make it back?"

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"Up to and including altering reality."

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"You're the best, you know that?"

He takes off out the door.

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Camillo ... is left to discover that his locker combination is no longer 06-28-31.

Fuck.

This is so unfair. It's not like he changed the value of any fundamental mathematical constants!!

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Other awkward teenage boys change around him, not paying much attention to him despairing at his combination lock.

After the usual five minutes, the teacher enters to herd them out.

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"My lock's broken."

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He looks done with this already, and proceeds over to assist.

"What's your combination?"

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"I can't tell you that!"

Hasn't this man ever seen one of those emails that say that staff will never ask for your password??

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"Then you can take an F for today, since you don't have your uniform."

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With the absolute confidence of the righteously indignant: "You can't fail me because my lock is broken!"

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The teacher seems unmoved.

“Go sit on the bleachers.”

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