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The one who Asmodeus personally compacted with to tyrannize His mortal domain of Cheliax.

That Squirrel is often useful, clearly very useful on net, but it's not all that obedient.  Asmodeus has a hard time seeing its thoughts clearly.  Some of what That Squirrel does is frankly more the kind of planning Asmodeus associates with Chaotic Good rather than Lawful Evil.  Asmodeus wishes He could replace That Squirrel with a more tyrannized and obedient one whose thoughts He could see at all.  But such understanding as Asmodeus has managed to obtain of squirrel psychology seems to suggest that the huge successes of That Squirrel are not entirely uncorrelated with the difficulty Asmodeus has in reading it.

Any results this weird are probably That Squirrel's doing.  Asmodeus would have guessed so even if That Squirrel wasn't standing very close to the anomalous squirrel.

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That's not as reassuring as Irori was hoping for.

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The compact That Squirrel has with Asmodeus does require it not to act against Asmodeus's interests.

Or at least Asmodeus thinks so.  He can't properly read the mortal language of the compact that a devil negotiated to specify That Squirrel's duties, and that devil was deemed by its own superiors to have screwed up and was severely punished as a result.

But anyways it still seems pretty unlikely that the destruction of Golarion, or even the risk of such, is being deliberately plotted by That Squirrel.  It's probably just being weird again.

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Okay, if nobody important seems to object to Desna doing so, she's going to tap this far-traveling squirrel out of dreams with a Comprehend Languages blessing for one year -

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Asmodeus objects.

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Desna said, anyone important.

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Let Asmodeus be more specific.  Asmodeus is going to block this intervention.

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Why?  It looks to Desna like this would probably facilitate whatever Cheliax is trying to do with the anomalous squirrel, which can't otherwise use most means of understanding its hosts due to Otolmens's anti-magic shell.

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Being dependent on its hosts for translation will help keep the anomalous squirrel weak and controllable.

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The anomalous squirrel is in the heart of Cheliax.  It's not going to hear or encounter any information that Asmodeus's tame squirrels haven't selected for it.  It's not going anywhere that Asmodeus's tame squirrels don't consent to take it.  Desna's intervention will only enable that squirrel to wonder more effectively at the strange world she is in and experience more of it.

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Asmodeus could, of course, be paid to accept this.

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Or Desna could keep paying attention to this situation until Asmodeus stops paying attention and then intervene anyways.

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Even for Chaotic Good, that's some pretty low behavior Desna is trying to threaten there.  The squirrel is cleric to neither of them; neither can watch it easily or cheaply.  Both of them having to burn expensive attention on opposing each other is exactly the kind of stupid situation that negotiations between gods are meant to avert.  If Desna insists on trying it anyways, Asmodeus will of course do His own foolish part in playing out that mutually harmful counterfactual, at least until Desna has lost more than She could possibly hope to gain by threatening Him so.

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Oh, Desna was feeling quite curious about this situation anyways, and would probably go on watching for a time regardless.

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Then Asmodeus will set a small fragment of His attention to go on watching while Desna squirrel-watches here - obviously with much more of Her attention than His, if Her claim just then to be separately interested was at all true.  Asmodeus supposes that in due time, once Desna has burned more of Her attention than She could reasonably hope to gain from not paying Him off, He might accept His allegedly inevitable loss as real and permit Desna's intervention to go through.

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All right, going on the ordering Merrin declared, she should be trying Erecura next.

This is not the most surefire plan that Abrogail has ever tried in her life, admittedly.  She's not even going to dignify it with an arrogant declaration that it can't possibly fail.

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...Apparently she is not enough of a masochist to be interesting to the god of masochists and Merrin feels slightly disappointed and competitive about this and Merrin is not actually surprised and it's not like she wanted that to be her main job anyway. 

Two more on her list and then she'll try telepathically communicating her metaphorical resume to the god who might or might not even exist that shares her main driving motivation here, and then she'll maybe or maybe not actually have the energy to go ask someone if that god exists and has a name, and THEN she can SLEEP. This is a fascinating exercise but Merrin is starting to feel pretty exhausted. 

 

Next up on her list: Erecura! 

Merrin appreciates that Erecura is not really targeting this metaphorical-hiring-mortals thing but she is submitting herself for consideration anyway. Erecura is Lawful Neutral and, especially given her most recent thoughts, Merrin is pretty sure she can work with that without it even requiring much reshaping-herself.

Erecura's domains are (checks list) "secrets", "subtlety", and "prediction." On reflection all of those actually sound pretty key to Merrin's goal of growing up toward something more like a dath ilan Keeper. She doesn't really like secrets, as a concept, it's a lot of extra mental overhead and back in dath ilan she was content to let other people have that problem, but it seems likely that she's going to have to address that aversion, here. There are already things about dath ilan, and thoughts or theories she's  that she's been worried about explaining to Golarion natives. And - there are secrets of Golarion that people are currently hesitant to share with her, for obvious reasons, but it seems very important that she grows toward becoming someone who is trustworthy to know those secrets, because she has to understand what she's working with in order to make plans that will succeed. 

Subtlety. Merrin is...actually pretty unsure how accurate the translation to Baseline is, for this concept, but it's true that reality is subtle and confusing. 

Predictions. Making accurate predictions about what will happen in the future or as a result of her actions is really really critical to Merrin succeeding at anything she wants to try. She really misses prediction markets as a thing. Does Erecura know what those are? That would be pretty neat. Or maybe gods do a completely different thing that serves a similar purpose and that would also be really neat. 

Erecura chose to 'live' in an afterlife plane not of her own alignment. Merrin is fascinated by this, and so curious. And the fact that Erecura - who is Lawful Neutral and (maybe, if Merrin is interpreting any of this correctly) sort of pointed in the direction that Keepers are - chose to do her work in the Lawful Good afterlife, seems like an indication that she might be even more compatible with Merrin here than appears at a first glance? Merrin is also intrigued by the 'interdimensional trading center'... 

 

 

Anyway. Merrin wants to grow up into the kind of adult that can build her own Civilization in another world, from the fragments she carried with her, and Erecura may or may not care, and may or may not be able to help, but Merrin is going to hold up that destination in her mind and - if Erecura is interested in metaphorically hiring her on that basis, here she is. 

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Surrounded by secrets and bearing secrets herself:  Check.

Out of her natural place in a horrifically hostile and adverse environment:  Check.

Pretty darned obsessed with predicting the future, and skilled and wise thereof, even by the standards of the average Erecura worshipper:  Check.

Within one step of Lawful Neutral:  Check.

 

 

Erecura is, however, a Lawful Neutral god, and though not as obsessed with coordination as one of those, it is nonetheless Her privilege to trust and be trusted among Her own kind.

My fellow Lawful Neutral god who was once human, who never touched the Starstone, did You want to discuss this one?  I could take her now, but she seemed like she was about to try calling out to You.

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Irori would also be interested in having this one as a cleric, yes, if she actually asked Him.  She is not as driven as some, but she has a far better concept of perfection than many.

But it's obvious that somebody in Cheliax is messing with her, presumably the one Asmodeus calls 'That Squirrel'.  If Erecura doesn't answer her now, it's not clear to Irori that she will in fact be permitted by her strange surroundings to successfully call out to Irori.  She might do better with Erecura as a patron within Cheliax.

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So You won't pay Me not to take this one, then.

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Nice try but nope.

So was Erecura in fact interested there?  Because if not, Irori is totally taking this one.

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Otolmens, My fellow Lawful Neutral god also in adversity, Your aura is about this one.  Do You say nay to My clericing her?

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What EXACTLY does Erecura want with the anomaly?  WHY would She want to cleric it?  Will clericing it somehow help keep it CONTAINED?

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I could withdraw those levels did You bid me do so; and if I do this it may help this one contain any dangerous secrets that she may have about her.  She did think that she might have such secrets to keep; and called out to me to aid her in becoming a keeper of secrets, one who controls and contains dangers herself.

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FINE.

 

Any subsequent WEIRDNESS having to do with this mortal being a CLERIC will be definitely Erecura's FAULT, and will be described as such in the next set of URGENT REPORTS that Otolmens will soon be submitting to PHARASMA.  Otolmens hopes that Erecura is duly warned about this SCARY FACT.

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