A Bell in a superhero setting! No, not that Bell! No, not that superhero setting.
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An ordinary day, an ordinary city, an ordinary supervillain plotting to tear holes in reality and unleash extradimensional monsters on Chicago...

Well. Not that ordinary.

"LOOK," says Mirror (the superhero currently bouncing around the oversized laboratory, light-armored costume still sizzling from where a death-ray beam just hit it) "I'm not saying you aren't going to unleash monsters on Chicago!" She propels herself off a shelf of tools, sending herself flying into one of the upper walls, reversing direction in midair when Doctor Dimensional's death ray beam drilled a hole in the wall) "I'm just saying you can't know they're actually extradimensional monsters!"

The good Doctor spun his death ray towards her. "Would I not have chosen a different name, if they were biologically created monsters? If they were robots? FOOL! I shall summon legions from BEYOND THE VERY STARS THEMSELVES!"

"I recognize the logic -" (zap!) "- trust me, I do! But - sorry for bringing this up - you are a tinker!"

"My genius is far greater than any normal man's!" (As some evidence behind this, Doctor Dimensional was inside his portal device's personal force-screen, which did not, as it happened, block his death-ray's shots)

"Exactly! You can do things normal scientists can't! But the thing is you're a full-scale reality-warper -"

(she bounced off a stack of equipment, sending it tumbling to the floor in shards, and the Doctor cursed)

"- like all tinkers. So we don't really know whether the alternate dimension existed before, or was created by your powers!"

"That you think I have the ability to create an alternate dimension purely through my own abilities? What foolishness!"

"Why not? The False Sage does."

"The False Sage is a man of GENIUS! Now, meddling fool, should I wrench the fabric of reality aside to unleash horrors beyond comprehension upon your world, you will SEE my greatness!"

"No, I won't! I'll just think you're a summoner! Look, I'm very sorry, but -"

"You WILL be sorry!" (Zap! Zap! Zap!)

"Look," (Dodge! Dodge! Dodge!) "You'll grant Voidwrath isn't a real alien, right? And the Empyrean Sage's minions? I really think the base rate of summoners is higher than the base rate of preexisting-alternate-dimension-accessors, and you aren't actually providing me with a way to distinguish, so the odds -"

"A true VISIONARY LAUGHS at the odds!"

"Right, but a scientist calculates probabilities -" (She bounced off, and another death-ray blast seared a hole in the walls. The lights began to flicker.)

"- Such as the probability that I only need to keep bouncing around and letting you shoot for long enough, and between the two of us we'll take out your laboratory's power." The lights went out. "Now, I already had the you-must-learn-to-fight-in-total-darkness adventure. Blacksand, you know. What about you, doc? How do you feel about fighting in total darkness?" Her voice seemed to come from all around him.

"I feel that my gateway device has its own separate power source. BEHOLD THE HORRORS I CAN UNLEASH!"

And he threw the switch.

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Horrors appear!

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And they scream!

(They don't look very horrifying, but it's dark.)

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They are in a very dark room, lit only by the faint glow from a few buttons and LEDs! The two of them appear to be standing on a flat surface with an extremely faintly glowing (and flickering) circle on it, and partway across the room, standing next to the object that most of the buttons are on, is a fellow distinguished by a lab coat, Kevlar vest, Einstein wig (wig? Probably wig) and a pair of dramatic goggles that cover a great deal more of his face than is really necessary! The extremely shadowy shadows are making him look very dramatic. And is that a gun in his hand? Hard to see, considering just how dark it is!

"WELCOME, emissaries from beyond this dimension! I have called you here to DESTROY this meddling interloper!"

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"Hi!"

(The voice is clearly a young woman's, but she's hard to see in the darkness.)

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"- Bella can you see," whispers Xander.

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"- can now." Where is the gun pointing.

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Down, at present! Funny-looking gun, too. His left hand is making dramatic gestures; his right is holding the gun.

(Also, if she can see in the dark, she can see the very large room in very bad shape, the shimmering force-sphere surrounding the gun-wielding lunatic, and the grinning woman in blue-and-white who doesn't really look like a magical girl - no skirt - but looks more like one than like anything else from a non-fictional universe.)

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Not all magical girls get with the skirt program.

That gun is going to continue to point down. It will not move.

"Where are we?" Bella asks.

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"Chicago, Illinois, the United States of America, Earth, and also some guy's warehouse that he converted into an evil dimensional-travel laboratory!"

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"THE HALL OF TRANS-DIMENSIONAL -" (he tries to slightly move his hand, the gun does not want to move) "- WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?"

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Seems a question best left unanswered. "Is there perhaps a naming convention for various Earths."

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"Actually, if you're Earthlings you're the first Earthlings not from our Earth we've run into? So nobody's worked one out."

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"RELEASE MY WEAPON, TREACHEROUS MINIONS, OR YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!"

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"Dimensional travel doesn't work, y'see, what with there not being any alternate dimensions."

(She's going to take advantage of this to hurl herself up to the rim of the force-bubble, put her hand on it, and then put two equal and opposite forces, one concentrated in the air right on the other side of the force-screen and one in the air behind her, for style's sake. To the outside eye, he gets punched in the chest hard enough to knock him off his feet - and make him let go of the gun - by absolutely nothing, and there is a slight breeze.)

"Yesterday, at least."

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"I must confess I have never before considered the possibility that I was created ex nihilo by a mad scientist from an alternate Earth."

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"Sorry! It's also possible your alternate universe totally exists! In fact I'm pretty sure there's some ACTUAL scientists who would say that if it's self-consistent, it exists somewhere? But mad scientists creating people is old hat and mad scientists actually finding alternate dimensions that are accessible through science science isn't."

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"Does that mean we have no reasonable prospects of going home?"

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"You..." *cough* "Have not..." *cough* "seen..." *cough* "the last of me!" The good Doctor (wheezing but still conscious!) attempts to throw a dramatic switch! Does the dramatic switch move?

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- Bella doesn't know what happens if she drops the Mad Science Gun! The switch is going to move unless the local girl can do something about it.

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Local Girl does not have the range! She can and will hit the good doctor again in the hopes of knocking him out, but since she's trying harder to not break his neck, this does not go great!

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The platform the good Doctor is standing on descends into the earth (or, more likely, a basement) The bank of controls and lights descends. The Doctor descends. The shield descends. The gun does *not* descend, and when a shield nigh-impenetrable to physical forces hits a gun that does not want to move, extremely horrible noises happen.

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Oh shit. She doesn't really know what to do about that and, uh, panics and drops the gun. - can she stop the whole platform field generator and all -

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She can! The platform stops descending, halfway down into the basement!

There's no walls to this concealed elevator, though, so 'Doctor Dimensional''s grand escape attempt is going to turn into very nobly fall off the platform, then limp away as best he can.

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"Be right back!" Mirror says, and then she's heading for the emergency stairs.

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Does this place have... exits.

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