A Bell in a superhero setting! No, not that Bell! No, not that superhero setting.
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Apparently it is generally accepted that eventually superheroes' and supervillains' secret identities will leak, and their purpose is to buy time first. Minerva is basically the only famous exception and as far as we can tell, she achieved that by going all-in on being her superhero identity 24/7 and not really having a mundane identity.

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Inconveniently she can't really tell who a given civvie-presenting person is because things like exactly how hot they look can vary with how they're dressed and so on. She elects to notify whoever she's reporting to anyway in case it has a use case.

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I think the response can essentially be summed up as "O_O", followed by, "in the extremely unlikely event you notice anyone in a coma who's attractive, inform us immediately, as that is our leading theory for where two of the world's scariest supervillain threats come from."

They may also want to occasionally send her pictures of suspects in active investigations; it's often very difficult to tell the difference between 'has no powers' and 'is currently not using powers' and not-yet-unmasked supervillains often claim the former when the latter is more accurate.

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She supposes they can send her pictures of coma patients! In addition to suspects! Assuming this isn't the kind of thing that will get her shot out of the sky one day!

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... Yeah this is the kind of thing that might get her shot out of the sky. If she doesn't want to take the risk, that's fair. If she does, bullet-deflecting personal shields can be worn under clothing and purchase does not require a license. (Because they're very expensive.)

(Also, they already tried putting power-nullifying bracelets on every long-term coma patient in the US and it didn't work so they repurposed them, but they could've messed up somewhere or missed someone.)

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Will they comp her and Xander bullet-deflectors if she agrees to hot-or-not photos.

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They're gonna check with their bosses and get back to her.

(An hour later:)

Yes, though Minerva wishes to remind her that she should check if she can wear one without spoiling her fashion first.

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How bulky are they?

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Default design is a tight bodysuit laden with very light electronics that you wear under your normal clothing, invisible with pants and long sleeves and weighing about a pound and a half. They're also often built into superhero costumes if the superheroes can afford them, since superhero costumes get damaged when the superheroes do and repairs are not cheap.

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She can fit that on under her drapey outfit without messing it up with some strategic interfacing and structure added to the dress, though Xander fusses over her for a long time before he and her magic are just as happy with the new result as the old.

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Oh good. Any impacts from small objects going more than about 600 feet per second will now be evenly divided across her entire body mass, instead of punching a hole in her.

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...that's probably good enough since she can stop the guns once she's aware they're in play, and Xander's less likely to be shot at since he's not very conspicuous.

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There is specialized weaponry designed for use against people wearing them, but it's usually much less accurate or effective and a good deal more expensive.

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Do they also trust their infosec pretty well such that nobody's going to guess that she's identifying secret supers by hot-or-notting them?

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They trust their infosec well enough that it is very unlikely anyone will guess it unless they have secret mind-reading that nobody knows about. They might guess there's a secret method of identifying supervillains in their secret identities; they won't guess that it's her.

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Okay. She'd appreciate it if they'd sit on her results for a while or find a way to make them look backdated so they aren't obviously connected to her arrival but she will do it.

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They will do this unless she immediately spots Hecatonchire, in which case they will pay her a large sum of money and immediately arrest him because he is a mass mind-controlling menace and should not be allowed to remain free one more second?

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Sounds legit. She hopes he's super dishy.

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With luck? It'll be a few days before they start sending pictures.

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She will write stuff about her universe in the meanwhile.

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They appreciate stuff about her universe! The number of questions increases as the number of answers they get does.

She gets to know a few more of her coworkers; there are people looking at disease eradication and people working on grant funding and people trying to figure out how to improve science education, and most of them are passionate about their projects in general, if not always in specific.

Once the few days have passed they start sending her pictures of people. Some of them are mildly attractive. Perhaps unsurprisingly, none of the comatose ones are.

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She tries not to psych herself up too much about it lest she start getting false positives when she should exclusively get false negatives.

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