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"Which one?"

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"Seen any cute boys?"

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"I have encountered plenty of boys at school who follow a roughly bellcurved distribution of cuteness, why is this so interesting?"

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"Mostly because it's fun to tease you and Darren won't talk to me about girls."

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Darren rolls his eyes. "Nope. It would be weird."

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"Why would that be weird?"

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"... I am not good at talking about how I feel about girls?" he manages.

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"Why not?"

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Oh, sure. Let's just explain to his crush why he can't talk about crushes. That'll work out fantastically.

"Because I haven't dated anyone, and talking about - how cute girls are seems kind of shallow?"
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"Awww."

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"Also," adds Savannah, "he is so shy it's hilarious!"

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"I'm getting that."

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"Thanks," drawls Darren.

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"It's what we're here for! Teasing you endlessly!"

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Bella pats his knee.

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"I am so excited. Endless teasing."

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"Bella, Bella, what's a new topic to tease Darren about?"

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"Oh, I don't know, I'm not an expert."

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"Ooo, ooo, I know, we can -"

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She is interrupted. By hugs from Darren. Very insistent hugs.

"I do not believe in violence," he says brightly. "So welcome to the land of passive-aggressive combat. The flavor of the day is hugs."
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Bella bursts out laughing.

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"Augh, get off, Darren!"

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"Shhh. It's okay. Just accept the hugs. Or say you'll stop teasing me, one of the two."

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"Daaaad! Darren is hugging me!"

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"Cause and effect," says their father, amused.

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