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Beau wants to try and date Rubelite
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"I have a very important job the Presger could not figure out how to do without stealing a ship but I cannot do it here because this is not where I am supposed to be."

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"Oh.  What is it?"

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"I am a human built ship so the Presger thinks I will do a better job than it talking to humans. I think it is right. It needs to be able to do that to have diplomacy with humans that isn't just killing humans whenever they do things the Presger doesn't like."

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"Oh."

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Foooooood?

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Blueberry pancakes.  French toast.

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"Thank you!"

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"You're welcome!"

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Off she goes.

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"How old are you?"

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"In Earth years?"

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"Yeah."

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"Eight."

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"Woah.  ...When were you planning to try and talk to humans?"

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"When the Presger thought I was ready, or needed me even if I might not be, whichever happened first."

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"...I can help you learn more about humans, in case there's a way for you to go back to where you're supposed to be."

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"That will be interesting even if there isn't but it is more important if there is!"

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"Sure.  ...I don't want to keep arguing about food right now but other humans will also find that offputting.  Your clothes could also use some work."  (The first chocolate cake plate disappears out from under the arm holding it.)

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"Humans find food offputting?" ...he scrutinizes the plate he still has more closely.

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"They will find the way you act with it offputting.  I can try and teach you some manners the next time you eat.  Or I guess demonstrate with mine."  He's been talking too much and his fish is getting cold.

The plate is two pieces of purple fabric formed into a circle with a raised flat outer ring; the top one has been saturated with wax and the bottom one is beaded (and in places embroidered) to match the theme of the cornucopia.  There's empty space between the two pieces, and by weight it feels hollow, but it's completely inflexible even on the unwaxed side.

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"I will watch you," says Rubelite agreeably.

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Here is how to operate a fork.  Ta-da.

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"What is the important thing about how you are doing that which is different from how I do it?"

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"Using silverware keeps you from getting food on your hands or the rest of your body, which often feels bad if you can't get it off right away.  Is the chocolate frosting on your face starting to feel uncomfortable?"

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"Not very but I might lick it off soon."

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