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It's a week or two before everything's nice and set up for searching for alts. All of the portals have been remade, spare mirrors have been created, and everyone that is allowed portal access gets a microchip. Even the gods. Rae accepts his without fuss, Perinixu - tolerates it. After a lot of questions. And a hefty donation from Cam in the form of another temple. Whatever, they managed it.
Cypress offers to do the scrying, but Prime shrugs him off. Which one of them is married and therefore has a wife to bang in his free time? Oh, right, yes, that's Cypress. Go, be free, twenty-something year old alt. Prime doesn't hate your happiness. (Much.) Now, if Prime gets married, they can divvy up the annoying work between themselves. But, not happening anytime soon, so he'll do it.
Exciting scrying happens. It involves lots of staring off into the distance and looking at places.
And then, he informs the various people arrayed around him in Pantheon:
"Found a set. A female Adarin, and a female Bell. Also a Zeviana and a - girl whom I don't recognize. And parents." Pause. "They're all living in the same house."
He dearly hopes they local Bell and Adarin are not siblings, that would make everyone uncomfortable. Oh, nope, look, the Bell and the Adarin just kissed. How quaint.
"Pretty sure they're not siblings," he clarifies. "Unless this is the plane of incest."
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darkest_evening
darkest_evening
- And then there are two gentlemen in their bedroom.
"Hello," says Prime.
"Hello," says Prime.
point_b
"Hi. Uh, I will just - put you in the backyard."
Flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker. Now they are all four in the backyard.
Flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker. Now they are all four in the backyard.
darkest_evening
"That's convenient. Thank you. Where am I putting the portal?"
darkest_evening
"Sure. I'm going to make it switch between being visible and looking like an ordinary wall, do you want a specific word or should I just go with the boring standard of 'Pantheon'?"
He's addressing Flicker and Conduit.
He's addressing Flicker and Conduit.
from_scratch
"It has gods in it. Maybe we should install one of them here, they also do terraforming, but we'd have to ask how good they are at ash in the sky."
darkest_evening
"Mhm."
Quite anticlimactically, he pokes the wall, and says in a deadpan, "Boop."
There is now a portal. It's not like Conduit's - it sort of shimmers and the surface of it looks like water instead of air.
"You'll need the microchips to pass through it. Otherwise, it will be like walking into a wall."
Quite anticlimactically, he pokes the wall, and says in a deadpan, "Boop."
There is now a portal. It's not like Conduit's - it sort of shimmers and the surface of it looks like water instead of air.
"You'll need the microchips to pass through it. Otherwise, it will be like walking into a wall."
from_scratch
"Any reason I shouldn't chip you in the thighs as is standard? Also, I can anesthetize, the chips are little but not quite little enough that you can't feel them starting to exist, but if being a twin here has weird effects..."
point_b
"I think we're fine for standard chipping, and yes please on the anaesthesia."
from_scratch
"Poof," Cam flicks his fingers at Flicker, "and poof." Conduit. "Want to get your Charlie so I can demo the making-stuff-exist thing and confirm the remodeling?"
darkest_evening
"Apparently," says Prime dryly, "I need to lighten up. Have some fun. I'm working on it."
darkest_evening
"Yes. No one but Cypress would believe it either, they needed a god to confirm. I'm the sardonic one."
from_scratch
"He or Cypress will also do translation spells for you but that can wait until they've restocked on mana. It, unlike Prime's capacity for sarcasm, is not infinite."
darkest_evening
"Alas. If only we could transmute sarcasm into other things. We would be unstoppable, with me as your source of power."