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"Clever protagonists who rescue people? Are you contemplating writing a book about me since you can't paint?"

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Adarin cracks up. "I wasn't, but now I kind of want to see if I can manage that!"
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"I would be ridiculously flattered!"

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"I'm not sure I can write a book, though! I could obsessively plan it out and never start, or the prose could be a mess, or any number of things."

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"Well, I don't desperately need a book. But if you want to write one you can."

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"Thanks! If I get bored I might try it. I might even try to make it into a series, of adventures that I make up."

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"I will want to vet any adventures being attributed to me."

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"Of course."

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"Thank you. No claiming that I have been swashbuckling pirates or something. Totally inconsistent with my established character, that."

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He snickers. "It would be, you'd be consistent with your established character and you'd go on lots of adventures with Kayam to help innocent people with the power of talking about it."

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"The power of what? Me and Kayam saved you with raveling and a flashball and a knife."

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"You tried talking about it first; the flashball, raveling, and knife were in self defense after that failed."

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"So, obviously the adventures would involve you trying to talk about it, the villains not agreeing, and then you have to win through violence."

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"I'm actually terrible at violence, personally. Until I was eight I was the clumsiest little girl of all time, and then my parents found me a chronic-healer and now I'm not nearly that bad but anything really complicated is still not going to happen. So Kayam fills in."

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"Okay, you need Kayam's help to win through violence. She'll be your sidekick."

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"We prefer to call her my friend rather than my sidekick."

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"You are being extremely unhelpful with my floundering not-an-author starting attempts, you realize."

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"Oh no. How terrible of me. The crown will not be impressed."

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"Obviously there is only one way to solve this." He pauses dramatically. "I must never write again."

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".... Well. Okay, not again. I must never start writing a novel, though."

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"I am entirely free to tell your story in interpretive dance, though." Another pause. "I will not tell your story in interpretive dance."

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"You won't? But it'd be so funny."

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