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"I will have to explain it to Evie. 'Hi, honey, this thing that's very important to you is being delayed because my friends think I might be being mind controlled.'"

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"Well I wouldn't tell her that."

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You do not have to and should not explain it, Jing Yi!

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"What am I telling her then."

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"We'll workshop something! Tell her you're still sick from your mysterious coma. You'd need to be in top form to take on Parker, surely."

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"'So sorry, I have a terrible injury to my dominant hand, and am passing out randomly, and I don't want to drown in the Thames."

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"That's good!"

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"... If she mind controlled me, she can probably see through that."

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"Terrence, if it comes down to it would you consider yourself capable of tying your flatmate down to something?"

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"I mean, if she's mind controlling anyone she's not exactly going to develop qualms about it now."

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"Probably."

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He looks doubtful. "Are we sure?"

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Terrence thinks about it. "No. I could give it a try, though."

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Now there's a mental image he could do without.

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"If I seem likely to do something very self destructive, you are allowed to tie me down. I just don't think it would work."

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Is there anyone here who has above average strength. They aren't exactly selected for it.

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"...guys, if she can mind control Jing Yi she can probably also mind control Terrence."

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Well, good news, Jing Yi is below average strength, he's just very good at dodging.

...Oh, goddamnit. That's true.

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Terrence blinks. Why had he not thought of that.

"I don't think - " he starts, and it's true, he doesn't have the sense he'd be easy to mind control, but surely everyone thinks that, most people don't have to contend with mind control as a real threat! So he shuts up. "Oh, fuck."

"Pardon my language. Well, I can get a boarding house room for the next... while."

How will he move his elaborate pinboard?? Well, he's been meaning to reorganize it for a while anyhow. Maybe this will be the reason.

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(Oh my goodness Terrence still apologizes for swearing. He is so goddamn fussy. Oscar is momentarily distracted by this observation.)

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"She's going to notice that. And have questions."

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'Not easy to mind control' is not the first thought anyone should have about Terrence, no.

"It... it can't be a straightforward trump card. There's got to be, to be limits on it... But I can't see what they could be."

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"...How about if I tell you all I'm getting married and want to kill Parker, then you all tie me up. I'm not very athletic," he suggests jovially. "Should be easy."

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"We'll just have to... Keep an eye on people acting out of character. Because it might not just be Evie."

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"That might be best. I'll spend a little more time out of the house. It won't look odd."

"...Wait, if she does get suspicious - and suppose she is mind-controlling you, she may well not be - is there any chance she could ask you about it, and you'd tell her about this whole conversation?"

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