carissa meets a tyrant
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She is, if you're watching closely, bracing herself for much much worse. When nothing much happens she looks very slightly surprised. 

(If that wasn't the trick, what was it. Will this break down inside her head over time and kill her if she strays too far from him? Probably it's something like that.)

"Thank you, my lord," she says, in the same tone as always.

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And here he thought he should feel bad because he was pressuring her into skull surgery!

"It was done for my own purposes," he says, because that's easier than saying "you're welcome."

Next test: Can transmuted diamond dust be used to cast Stoneskin?

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Yes. Works fine. 

 

 

 

(Cheliax is so doomed.)

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Then he can show up with diamonds, excellent.

The next step will be another Very Very Dangerous Summoning. (Of a demon, off Davidson's Demon List - an electronic copy of which was delivered by Lucan - not too racist, with payments he can make.) If she's ready?

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Wait, why is Carissa more unhappy about him being able to transmute diamonds than about him rearranging her skull? Something is Up with this.

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Carissa will obviously permit her mind to be read if asked! No one has asked!

 

She is ready to accept earplugs and do the dangerous summoning.

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... Pala Lehali has spent the past hour-odd frantically getting ready to be summoned into a, quote, "grimdark fantasy universe", close quote, in need of fixing. She completely agrees that it needs fixing, from the description of it. Everything she encountered in the histories being frantically quoted from one end of Sikandros's palace to the other made her angry at the evil gods and what they are doing to the people there, and when she is angry about something she wants to fix it. A significant fraction of a century of living with Sikandros has taught her to try to fix things in an organized and disciplined manner, so she is not quite at the level of praying to the local Gods of Good with a "how dare you not have fixed the universe yet, and can I help" but she's not far off.

She's going to need to have a Talk with Sikandros about earplugs, isn't she.

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"We'll need music for the summoning, Lehali, Lorcain," he says. (In Avistani, out of consideration for Carissa.)

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"As your command, Your Grace," she says.

Her preferred instrument is a mandolin, and she keeps one rather than make it each time. Pick ready - 

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Lorcain is a decent guitarist, but prefers drums.

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Sikandros will carve the circle with flame and smoke, and in a land bounded by chains of gold - "Carissa?"

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Finish the circle, then hold still and say nothing until there's a deal to read.

 

.....what are the musical instruments for??

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Poof! A batwinged person again! This one is dressed in a celadon green jumpsuit with apertures for a lizard tail and her dragony wings, and she's got modified ears, long and pointy and covered with lots of earrings. "- oh, you didn't gag this, was that on purpose?" she asks.

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"Indeed. I will be handling negotiations as proxy for my summoner." A smile behind the helmet, leaking through into the voice. "And it will give you a chance to express musical preferences."

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"I like improvisational kind of stuff, like, jazzy, or goldcorner or soundforest style - I don't actually know if there's a similar movement in Heaven but if there is lay it on me!"

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"We'll see what we can do. One performance -" which he can define more precisely by duration, and is willing to haggle about "- for two creations. One is this shopping list," which he can show to the demon, "the other is a three-dimensional conjuration of a model of -" he will smile cheerfully "- the relevant stretch of the plane we occupy that contains us and the City of Brass -" with a little bit more detail, scaled to three feet by three feet, an orientation system (up/down/forwards/backwards as the ship is now), and an arrow connecting the two that's visible...

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She will haggle up on the duration and is up for filling a shopping list. "What... plane are we on?" she asks.

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"They told me it was the Elemental Plane of Fire," he says, raising an invisible eyebrow to suggest he's bringing the demon in on the joke.

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"...who told you this?"

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"Ah, that would be telling." 

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"...you know I can just forensic it later, don't you?"

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"Yes, but this is funnier," he says calmly. So, will the demon accept the deal?

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Yup, she's in.

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Great! Carissa?

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Will read off the deal clearly and precisely exactly as it's given to her.


(You don't live very long at the Worldwound if you can't follow simple instructions when you've been told it's a dangerous situation.)

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