carissa meets a tyrant
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Duke Sikandros clears his throat.

"I am negotiating on behalf of my summoner today, I'm afraid," he says, raising one visored eyebrow. "And I am sorry, but we have had a hell of a day and it's not over yet. We need a map of the nearest four thousand miles-by-four-thousand-miles cube of space surrounding us and a chiplocked computer with the complete contents of the libraries attached to the largest temples in Corentyn, Egorian, Ostenso, Westcrown and Absalom. We can pay in the knowledge that these libraries exist, in book recommendations, and in the URL of the webpage I intend to upload a description of this ridiculous adventure once it's over."

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"You just told me all those libraries exist," she points out. "For free. I don't know what any of those places are, if you can't name the atlas you want I can do a scale model of the place but I don't know about book recommendations. She's pretty," she adds helpfully, looking Carissa up and down.

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"She's not on the menu," he says drily. "Books and an explanation are."

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"How about you let me talk to her and I don't unlock the letter I just wrote my librarian buddy about those libraries you mentioned?" She taps her watch peripheral.

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And he will turn to Carissa, and say, audibly through the earplugs, "Would you kindly dismiss this one?"

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The outsider giggles. If she's unlocking a letter, it doesn't come with a visible action, but then it wouldn't.

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Ten rounds of concentration. Carissa is a certified fourth-circle combat caster even if it's not her specialty and she can do ten rounds of concentration even while a heating stone is burning a hole in her arm.

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Ten rounds is more than enough time for the giggling outsider to blow Carissa a kiss.

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Right, okay, probably he's going to sell Carissa to one of the outsiders he's summoning. He did say he would handle the payments.

That's fine. She has no reason to prefer her current outsider over other ones except that he hasn't lit her on fire yet.

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Once the giggling outsider has disappeared, he can gesture at her to remove her earplugs.

"She wanted you, you aren't for sale. We'll try others."

... And then, fairly explicitly, "The third favor will not, to be clear, be selling you to an outsider, Carissa Sevar. You are, after all, my guide." 

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Is he reading her mind? Did she make a face? She wasn't trying to make a face. 

 

 

It's a relief anyway, despite the airtight argument for not caring which she just came up with.

 

"...as you wish, my lord."

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Honestly, Sandy would really like to talk to someone who he can just talk to. Not that trying to extract information from Carissa isn't interesting, but having someone he could just work with would be so convenient. At this point he mostly just wants to find his feet.

Arrange hand gestures for communication, more earplugs, next demon?

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The next one is wearing khaki slacks and a modified polo shirt under his olive-green wings and is very disappointed that they aren't with Davidson's Demon List.

The one after that, whose blouse is pink with a print of lemon slices and who appears in the middle of eating a cone of ice cream, is looking for book recommendations but was actually specifically hoping to get into twentieth century comics canon and is having trouble finding a good entry point. Still, demons can't be choosers and she can probably trade the local book recommendations for someone's help with Batman if necessary? She scratches her head at the base of one curly little horn with a golden wing-claw.

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Oh, sure, no problem. You want the Adams-O'Neill run, anything you can find with the two of them, start with Joker's Five-Way Revenge, then...

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"I expect we can come to an arrangement," he says.

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"That's exciting," she says, which isn't an agreement any more than what he said is. "Is there a particular map you want?"

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Nope! He'll need it turned into a scale model of the area around him; six feet tall with transparent plastic replacing flame? Here's his shopping list (he has in fact thought of various things for it other than just "tiny model" and "computer" and "stuff for computer", like "food for Carissa" and "physical books for Carissa;" he does remember that she's made of meat.) In exchange, he'll give her his recommendations for getting into twentieth-century comics canon, on which Duke Sikandros has elaborate and well-detailed opinions that only start with Adams and O'Neill.

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Replacing flame? Wow. Okay. She's not sure flame is a material object so she's just going to fill in all the "empty" space in the model with the plastic, if that's all right with him, and she will do that and his shopping list for comics recommendations.

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It is.

"Carissa?"

And he will signal that she can remove her earplugs and read her the terms of the contract.

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What kind of contract is that. 

 

She will dutifully read it off without asking questions, word-for-word.

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"Deal," chirps the lemon demon. She pops the last fragment of ice cream cone into her mouth and seeks out a good space in which to make the desired scale model.

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It's a really big airplane.

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Then this will be a short search. There appears quite suddenly the desired scale model. "There isn't much here," she says. "I can do a fairy circle if you want one to tote you some way or other."

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It's mostly flame around here. There are a couple floating islands of something solid, but not many; most things aren't solid at these temperatures. 

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He would appreciate the circle, yes, since, wow, he's stuck in an infinite plane of floating islands, looks like.

Admittedly what he really wants is the chance to talk to Carissa. He's feeling really guilty about the way he's treated her, and since he has followed a rule for the last hundred years or so of never doing anything he didn't want to do, this means that he clearly needs to apologize to her.

(And here, demon, have comic-book recommendations!)

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