year three ensues
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"Nobody is going!" cries Mr. Arden. And he slams the door in Michael's face.

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He pops back to report this to Rebecca.

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"Ugh," sighs Rebecca. "Beth might still sneak out, if she heard you."

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"Several people heard me, I don't know if she was one. Would it have gone better if I'd have claimed to be Catholic?"

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"Probably would have just explained that I'm not allowed to marry anyone except Catherine's birth father now and told you to put me back where you found me."

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"You're not? Why?"

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"Because we slept together, so now my options are marrying him or a life of celibacy, only I can't actually marry him either because he's a Protestant and besides I don't want to and neither does he, so."

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"That sounds like kind of a stupid rule. I've slept with plenty of girls, what's the rule for that -"

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"Well, you're not a Catholic, so it doesn't apply to you, I'm sort of getting the impression that you're not any kind of Christian at all so I couldn't begin to guess what you're supposed to do. Actually come to think of it if there's one of those potions you could take then that's not me sinning."

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"- there's not an easy one but there's almost certainly something, I'll look into it. If we don't want like fifteen children, which would be a lot even with elves."

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"It really would."

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"If Timothy becomes ruler of the world and we're effectively arbitrarily rich then maybe it's not a big deal but otherwise I'll find something." Kiss. "I have to go, I shouldn't miss school this close to N.E.W.T.s. I'll write you and I'll see you Saturday."

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Kiss! "Okay! See you then!"

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And he goes back to school. He nods to Miranda in the Slytherin common room.

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"Hi. How are Rebecca and Catherine?"

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"Settling in, I think! My father is trying to teach Catherine Latin and Greek and French and Italian and question Rebecca about Muggle theology - she was, uh, a nun. Briefly."

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"I don't know why I imagined you would have settled for anyone less newsworthy than an ex-nun."

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"She has a lovely voice. And plays piano. I did not just go around soliciting nuns."

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" - I mean, I did go around soliciting nuns but specifically ones with excellent voices who played piano. How was your weekend?"

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"I didn't go around soliciting nuns either. You're being very much gossiped about."

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"What, really? Gossiped about?" He looks wounded. 

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"Your worst fear, I know."

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"I should possibly have told my girlfriends."

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"They seem surprisingly unruffled but yes that would have been the way to go about it if you'd planned this at all."

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