I'm sure several (hundred? thousand?) people have informed you of how Revelation was the best thing that has ever happened to humanity. I'm not sure enough people have told you that. So at the risk of (correctly) inflating your ego even more, that was the best thing that has ever happened to humanity. The fact that you came forward the way you did is also a bonus.
I'm not the sort of person who proposes to celebrities I read about on magazines, however marriageable such a feat might make them, but I am the sort of person who would love to have some coffee with Revelation. If you ever read this and are still single (or open to polyamorous arrangements), hit me up.
- Kaede Gushiken
"Yo! You're Revelation! That's wicked!"
"So, I'm gonna scoot and find ya later?"
"Yeah. You could check back in, hmm, half an hour in case the date goes disastrously and otherwise I guess in a couple of hours?" he suggests, looking at Cam for input.
"Toodles!" She takes off.
"- wow do you do this thing with your eyebrow often because that's even hotter than the shirtlessness - anyway, you have a gazebo dedicated to dates with people who read your interview? What if I said my email was planned before the interview?"
"It was," he confirms. "Ever since you came out in that video and I verified your claim I'd been meaning to and the interview just sort of, you know, cinched it. I'd probably have eventually done it anyway. And the thing where you raise it like that, I don't know if I can mimic it -"
"- not quite the same but that is also very hot, yep."
"Anyway, are you, like, crashing at Elvis' place or something?"
"I imagine living for a very long time on Earth while being incredibly pretty and having amazing senses would help with making a lot of money."
"- what, with their hands? Or - magically?"
"...how much room are we talking, here?"
"Because unless we're talking about like two hundred Elves here that is a lot of time."
"It still sounds terribly boring and like money could have done it, but I guess I shouldn't be judging them from my human perspective."