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Eventually: "We should probably...keep moving. Or something."

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"Yeah."

He makes the rose-snake again, growing new roses from what's left of the originals. He does not let go of his Anisirieva. They start moving again.

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This brings them within a mile of some soldiers, who are sort of milling at the edge of the death zone trying to figure out what to do.

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He puts together strange wolflike creatures out of the bones of dead animals and the wood of dead trees, and he has them approach the edge of the death zone and glare menacingly at the soldiers with brilliantly-glowing green eyes.

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They shoot at them with projectile weapons.

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The creatures are unaffected by projectile weapons.

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They use bigger projectiles.

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The bone parts of the creatures are harder to repair when they get hit; soon they are mostly made of wood. But the wood regrows from pretty much arbitrary damage.

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Including fire? They have flaming arrows.

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Oh, fire is the best! Now the creatures are on fire! Was this supposed to make them less menacing?

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Ice ice ice ice ice ice.

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(Sitting atop his rose-snake holding his Anisirieva, he giggles.)

Ice temporarily impedes the creatures. And it can put out the fires if they use it right. But the creatures continue to loom and glare menacingly. They're not even attacking, just glaring and looking really creepy.

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"What's funny?"

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"I'm menacing some soldiers with creepy-looking animals made of dead trees and they keep trying to kill the creepy-looking animals and it keeps not working because they're not alive in the first place."

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She giggles and snuggles him.

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Snuggles!!

Continued menacing of the soldiers! Come on he just wants you to go away this shouldn't be hard.

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The soldiers are pretty brave and not inclined to automatically retreat in the face of an enemy with unknown capabilities!

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Fine, then, what if one of the creatures lunges forward and eats someone alive and holds them captive in its interior very uncomfortably?

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They're going to try to rescue him.

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He's very difficult to rescue, and the creature leads would-be rescuers pretty far from the dead zone before finally taking root and ceasing to glow green and act magical.

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Unfortunately the would-be rescuers were not all of the soldiers.

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These people are really fucking uncooperative and it would be easier to just kill them all.

He has a bunch more soldiers eaten and carried off.

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This will prompt more rescues. If he does this enough times he can get all the soldiers to go away.

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Great. Mission fucking accomplished.

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His Anisirieva has no particular information on how difficult this has been and is just snuggling him contentedly.

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