orf rebecca gets up to shit
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"He's a spectacularly good present. It just - seems a little implausible, from our end, you know?"

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"Do you wanna learn the orc song - no, never mind, I am not sure you would not stab me if I were suddenly advertising that I was a super generic orc -"

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"I know how to handle mind controlling music and wouldn't stab you. Unless you do it without permission - please don't do that -"

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"I won't! I do not like being stabbed! It's not as fun as it looks!"

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"It does not look fun! Though we seem to have different understandings of fun!"

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"Some stuff does not look fun and can be kinda fun! Stabbing is not one of those things. For me anyway."

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"We will not suddenly decide to stab you."

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"Oh good. Will you suddenly decide to do anything else with me?"

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"Yes, you've figured it out, the thing that gets Elves really excited is the thirty-fifth time they are asked, and no matter how horrified they were the first thirty-four, on the thirty fifth they will, uh, call...for rope?"

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"Can't blame me for trying. Well, I guess you could."

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"I don't blame you for trying. Either you're under orders or you just grew up in an environment where it was by far safer to be sleeping with your captors than not, and it would be terribly unfair to blame you for either of those things. But I can't."

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"Sauron super did not want me to run off with his boyfriend, promise."

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"He was really mad. It went dark everywhere, he was trying to catch us -"

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"'run off with his boyfriend' -"

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"...yyyyyes?"

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"Don't say things like that."

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"What things are like that?"

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"You are talking about my brother, who was tortured."

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"I... I don't know what's - I didn't mean to upset you -"

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"Just don't say it again."

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"...I'll try..."

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"Is it going to be difficult."

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"I'll just shut up I'm sorry."

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