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Ex-Lich!Arazni gets isekaid into the Shining Crusade.
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"Urgathoa, definitely, and we couldn't easily deny him that, he has many clerics of Hers in his service. Probably just Her, on a routine basis. We did end up destroying Temerezzer," morlock seventh-circle priest of Lamashtu, the only one they know Tar-Baphon to have access to. "You suspected he didn't have good demiplanes for it, last time we spoke of this, because our own eighth circle wizards couldn't master getting the conditions right without your coaching, and had trouble with the conditions deteriorating over time even with it." Arazni, of course, became an archmage doing arcane botany and her demiplanes grow things precisely as she intends.

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Arazni could do that.

When did - 

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(To the Sense Motive of most of the people here, Arazni looks like she just discovered she'd forgotten she had a left arm.)

"If we can Dominate any captives who know his teleport routes..." To his next courier getting a Dominate Undead or Trap the Soul when they try to pick up supplies from Vudra or wherever he's buying on the chain of exporters. Which will thus indirectly make him more reluctant to use his precious incense, making it harder for him to know Arazni exists.

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"I can send you proposals for a couple raids to pick up people who'd know his Teleport routes." Raids are wildly riskier and costlier without Arazni but they do still do them; the alternative is even worse. 

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Is Arazni all right - what a stupid question. 

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Arazni seems profoundly not all right and there is absolutely nothing productive to do about it except be prepared to kill her if they have to (and they probably can't.)

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Arazni seems a bit odd but probably having been a lich will do that, it's hardly worth making a fuss over. 

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"Sounds good." She nods. "The obvious question seems to me to be how much of what I can do we reveal. Some of it he'll get if he asks Urgathoa, some of it he won't, but he won't get the summon and that's the cheapest thing for me to do."

(Only half her mind is on the conversation. The other half -

- Arazni spent most of the first millennium of her life on botany. It was where she started; not even as a wizard, just as someone trying to make plants grow, before Aroden taught her the magic that was the only thing he had to give to a broken world - a world he'd broken and was spending a thousand lives fixing -

(- She was the first wizard to do it since Azlant and since she died she hasn't been able to stabilize Entangle. There are undead druids, she knows it isn't impossible, but that was something she - lost - beyond all hope of recovery -

- It's been several hundred years since she tried to do it last, but she can wait a little longer.)

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"I think it's worth trying quite hard to conceal having you until we can try ambushing and soul-trapping him, if we have a plan with realistic prospects of achieving that. If not, I don't think it's worth being so cautious we forgo Teleportation Circles on other continents. Maybe anything that'd let him be confident it's you specifically."

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"If he asks Urgathoa, he'll know." She's the goddess of undeath and that means she has eyes on Arazni if she thinks to look - much more than she did when Arazni was first alive.

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"And I think we don't have a plan with reasonable prospects of ambushing and soul-trapping him without running the Teleportation Circles or maybe taking out a loan against our intent to do so. Even if ten soul-trapping gems will do it, we have to purchase them."

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"If he thinks I've just been resurrected - or recreated - by an act of Aroden, that doesn't tell him I have Dominate Undead or Sure Casting. But even with a rod and Alfirin's Disjunction that's just a shot and a half before he teleports out."

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"I got a little better with a sword while you were out. If he's relying on the boots, I can be sure of cutting off his feet fast enough. If he's relying on allies you can cut them off with a Time Stop. If he has a secondary item - and he'd be foolish not to, and near-equally foolish to have it somewhere where he needs to be able to move to access it -"

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"Disjunction and near-simultaneous Time Stop, a Wall of Force under him so he doesn't just drop to the ground on you and then a Forbiddance on the location, then Arazni's specialist Time Stop carrying him along as well so his allies can't intervene while Arazni burns through the gems and Alfirin counterspells him and Iomedae tries to keep him from moving. I don't really expect it to work but it might get you ten tries."

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She nodded. "I don't need Trap the Soul gems to Dominate Undead but I don't know I'll have time to teach anyone before we need to take him."

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"And almost certainly no one else can land it even if they learned it easily. Though if you don't need gems then that inclines me more towards hiding that we have you until we can ambush him."

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"Ten moments, four to one odds - plausible. Not overdetermined, but plausible."

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"Alfirin's good with enchantments. With Sure Casting maybe it'd be worth her trying also, though without it I think she's never landed anything -"

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"She could borrow Mathriel's Robes of the Archmagi." 

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"The robes are Neutral." Marit would bet money if he had to that Alfirin is Evil.

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Arnisant is of the opinion that Alfirin is a lovely young woman who has been crusading practically since childhood and is probably Good and just stonewalling them on principle,  but there's nothing to be said on this topic that hasn't been said already.

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Alfirin is going to stay out of this conversation, actually.

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It's been most of a millennium! She knew Alfirin for a few years! "I am significantly less tough than I was as an angel, and would appreciate cover." Also, as both of the wizards have no doubt noticed, her belt - being made for a lich - doesn't do health.

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"Absolutely. - I would say 'or you can have someone else protecting you if you want' but that'd in fact be stupid, I'll be substantially better at it. You can't take your summonses into a Time Stop without counting them towards the four people that can be in it, right?"

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"I cannot."

Iomedae would either take advantage of this to murder her, or, more likely, is substantially better at guarding her than anyone else would be. She's Iomedae.

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