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Ex-Lich!Arazni gets isekaid into the Shining Crusade.
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"She was older than you, smarter than you, and if resurrected intact will happily agree that she was being twice as much of an idiot as you. If this is an entity that hates you that is a respect in which it is not Arazni."

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"Did she hate you? She seemed pretty stressed but I wouldn't have necessarily said it was personal."

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" - she brought both of you in on this rather than be alone with me."

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"I guess she did do that, didn't she."

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"I am going to ask that we discuss strategic, and not personal, implications of this situation in which apparently Aroden dies and the Western Empire ends up ruled by Hell and which is therefore, fundamentally, not about us."

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"She's damaged or she's lying and that is in fact part of the strategic picture of this situation. Imagining her to be reporting more or less accurately, while also damaged - we need a lot more details to guess how to stop it."

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Arazni cannot, actually, enjoy being alone, because she's being sleep-deprived in the middle of a bunker waiting for inevitables to try to kill her, or Geb to notice there's a triple-greater headband that exists that he made and doesn't remember making, 

She can take some security precautions and lay wards and cast endure elements on people, she can charge her staff more, she can see about looking at all the enchantments on it and wondering how she could replicate it, which she thinks she used to enjoy, and she can write the report in more detail, discussing the history of the world since the present, the breaking of prophecy, the sealing of Tar-Baphon, the fall of Shu and the rise of Lung Wa and the fall of Lung Wa and Aspex the Even-Tongued and all the other nonsense that just keeps happening and doesn't stop, including various warnings about her memories probably being unreliable and how none of this is eyewitness because she was in Geb. It's a very long report. She doesn't know any stupid mistakes she made, but she's tired. She'll pray on it to Aroden, because it would be so embarrassing if she died before letting Him know, and then let the guards know she can send it to Aroden's Herald so she can hand it on to him better.

Then she can start copying out very brief notes on all the spells that have been improved in the remaining near-thousand years, which she suspects Iomedae will want for the Shining Crusade, and at some point in this she'll realize she's becoming completely cross-eyed and can't focus on the words in front of her, tuck her notes into her bag of holding to review when she can focus again, and curl herself up and if nobody needs to talk to her she can get some sleep, if hazy sleep that ends every time she hears any sound that might be Geb's strike team.

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Geb's strike team does not come in the night. They do stay up ready for it. Iomedae thinks they stand - not the kind of chance one wants to take very often in the course of one's life but not a bad chance, with Arazni back and fighting, and Alfirin (who is staying at a little distance from the situation; her being at ninth circle is the weapon they have in reserve if not-Arazni is bad news), and a lot of paladins exceedingly specialized in fighting undead archmages who can do the impossible but can't do the impossible while they're being chopped into sufficiently small pieces. Geb's a ghost, but that just means they hand out ghost touch weapons. 

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In the morning Iomedae goes in to bring food and check on Arazni, accompanied by Marit since Arazni didn't want to be alone with her. 

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Arazni is bleary and paranoid, having been woken two hours into her needed eight hours of sleep by people not deliberately trying to sneak as they entered the room in which a very paranoid mythic archmage was sleeping.

It is not hard for Iomedae or Marit to tell that she's sleeping with her staff in one hand and her sheathed rapier within arm's reach.

"- Morning."

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"Morning." She'll set down the food and - back out, if she interrupted Arazni's sleep.

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Arazni will sleep another six hours, then, and only then notice the food exists.

She'll check it for poison and magic (the check for poison is admittedly superfluous at her level, but her belt doesn't do Constitution) and then eat, and prepare spells appropriate for fighting off choice of inevitables, Geb's minions, or Tar-Baphon (with some spare slots for a Mansion or two) and see what the options are.

... She feels useless. She wants to help. She doesn't want help. She wants nobody ever bothering her, and nobody to die on the Shining Crusade, and more sleep. And there being somewhere, somewhere anywhere in the universe, actually safe, for her to live.

Ugh. Well, enough feeling sorry for herself. Once she's done preparing spells, she can read over her report, make minor corrections, and go back to writing down new spell descriptions for Iomedae for when she shows up again.

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Twelve hours later. She has no idea what notArazni's sleep schedule is but she seemed wiped when they last came in. 

 

She brings more food.

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Then she'll find Arazni writing busily.

"Iomedae. Marit." She nods. "Iomedae, I've finished the report on the future for Aroden; everything in it is for His cause, and thus for you to use as His herald. I've also done a general summary of the most important new and improved spells that will be developed over the next eight hundred years; I can start scribing them for your wizards once the tactical calculation of what you most urgently need has been made."

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" - thank you." She should say something about the Aroden's herald thing but everything seems impossibly inadequate or just impossible. Aroden could take Arazni back as His herald if He wanted; He hasn't, probably because this isn't exactly Arazni. "I will convey everything to Aroden. Marit will be more useful than me at evaluating the spells. If there are any purchases you'd like us to make on your behalf, or anyone you'd want to talk to, we'd be - honored to have any way to help, really. 

And if there is some promise I could make you that would have you more at ease here I would - want to know of it."

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It is wholly possible that Aroden will take her back as His herald after Iomedae has ascended; right now, being Aroden's herald is an important part of her building her reputation so she can ascension to godhood and start making huge and enormous blunders. Or it's possible Arazni's sufficiently broken that she'll have to give up on that for a while, or just that it isn't efficient compared to Arazni operating independently. Either way, He's obviously not going to do it now, not when it would mean demoting Iomedae.

"Paper and ink for scribing scrolls. Information on the situation in Axis. Information on whether or not Geb will intervene, his demiplane is invisible to prophecy but he might use resources from Geb where scries would pick up unexpected changes on troop movements. Maybe sounding out Heaven for information on whether I should take shelter there instead of here; I certainly want to support the Shining Crusade as a mage, even if it's most efficient to do it from the back line, I have my own grudges against Tar-Baphon."

"But -"

"- My memories have been altered by Geb, as the historical summary states, and are highly unreliable. They have, I know, been altered for the specific purpose of making me less inclined to think of you as a potential ally, and so that I would have no attachments to anything so that I would resist Geb's control less, and I do have memories in which you were a benevolent, competent person trying to do good, who I even got along with."

"But, bluntly, off of the facts I know about the world, trying to ignore that I in particular was the victim, you took insane risks with the Shining Crusade that got your immortal demigod ninth-circle wizard killed, and then you failed. You do not, actually, destroy Tar-Baphon; a miracle of Aroden seals him and he spends the next eight hundred years trying to get out of Gallowspire, with most of your crusaders' efforts for the next eight and a half centuries just being spent on keeping him from sneaking a world-domination scheme out through his minions. I think my memories that read as you deliberately trying to get me killed are probably doctored because Aroden hasn't stripped you of your paladin powers yet, but, you know, He is the god of making hard but necessary sacrifices to accomplish the final defeat of Evil."

"So, I can't think of any promises. There's probably something I'd accept that I'm not thinking of, my Wisdom's been shot ever since I died. But I really don't trust you."

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"We have paper and ink for you. I will get you a report on Axis, and on Geb, and on Heaven."

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"- Thank you."

And she can give Iomedae the report on history for Aroden.

"Marit." And she can give him the report on spells. "Don't let hypothetical evil me get away with using anything in this to enslave or murder you."

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"I will not intentionally allow that," he says dryly. He has thought a lot about how to stop her if she's an enemy and - the odds do not seem amazing. 

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Just get her in an antimagic field with Iomedae for a few rounds, she didn't wear a pointed hat as queen for some odd reason, and in melee a staff's nothing but a stick and a wizard's nothing but a fool in a dress.

Actually, while she's thinking about it - "A replacement hat would be helpful."

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Marit in the spirit of maximum pessimism assumes that Arazni's Spell Immunity probably cancels Antimagic Fields. (Normal Spell Immunity doesn't, because they don't permit spell resistance, but Arazni can break a lot of other rules.) Also, antimagic fields just don't affect gods, and Arazni might count. 

 

"I'll get you that as well."

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Very fair of Marit, but in fact she needs to cast a special spell to beat antimagic fields, and she's carefully not using her godly powers. "Thank you."

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And they'll go.

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