This post has the following content warnings:
Going into the world and spreading merriment
Next Post »
« Previous Post
+ Show First Post
Total: 437
Posts Per Page:
Permalink

"Indeed. Because I..."

And then she changes. Her skin shifts to a pure black with markings in deep blood red, her ears extend into elflike points, her hands grow long sharp nails and her feet extend into digitigrade form, and two pairs of small horns grow from the top of her head.

"...am Sanguine," she says, voice notably deepening and adopting a strange, unearthly echo.

Permalink

 

 

 

"O...kay? Nice to meet you?"

Permalink

"...do you not know who I am?"

Permalink

"Should I?"

Permalink

"Oh, you've ruined it! It was such a dramatic change, too!" She pulls away from the three people attending to her and pushes herself up to her feet, and in this form she's a good eight feet tall. "I am Sanguine, Lord of Revelry and Blood-made Pleasure, Prince of Hedonism, Daedra Lord of Debauchery, and the patron of hard partying." Pause. "No? Not ringing any bells?"

Permalink

He shrugs apologetically. "Sorry."

But also: holy fucking shit it's a Daedric Prince that's like literally a fucking god what the fuckNow he's starting to get scared; this person could squish him like a bug with barely a thought, in her realm like this.

Permalink

"Oh, it's fine," she says, pouting a bit. "It was all fun, anyway."

Permalink

"Unfortunately I don't remember any of it. Or, well, that one night that somehow lasted forever and took me all over Skyrim, what was up with that." He finds himself still talking casually to a literal fucking god but he can't seem to stop.

Permalink

She doesn't seem to mind it.

"Ah, well, I may have overdone it a little bit on the alcohol," she says, sounding sheepish. She walks up to Ruby then wraps one arm around his waist and turns him around to start leading him to the banquet. "But everything that happened afterwards was delightful."

Permalink

"You've been watching me," he says; not quite a question, more like a realisation.

Permalink

"I have! I had an intuition about you but you've surpassed all of my expectations! I mean, really, having sex with the giant? Goodness, I'll be masturbating to that memory for eons."

Permalink

"...honestly, so will I."

Permalink

She pushes him onto a chair and then sits next to him and grabs a mug of mulled wine and a leg of roast pheasant. "Now come on, this party is in your honour! Relax, enjoy, eat, drink, be merry! And I'm sure most people here would love to fuck you, too. I sure want a round two and maybe twelve. And if you can take a giant, I bet you could have two or three of the boys here all at once."

Permalink

"...how would that even work? Logistically."

Permalink

"Where there's a will, there's a way!"

Permalink

"I suppose I cannot argue with that."

Permalink

 

 

 

 

"...but why me?"

Permalink

"...honestly, I don't really think my decisions through most of the time. I don't have a good reason. You just looked fun. But now, now I know you're fun, and who knows what will happen in the future if little uncle Sanguine keeps his eye on you? I think you're going places, Ruby, and I can't wait to see what those places are."

Permalink

That was not subtle at all. The god of debauchery is gonna keep an eye on him, is she?

"'Uncle Sanguine'?"

Permalink

"Oh, your languages and your genders." She shifts into a distinctly masculine appearance, then a distinctly feminine appearance, then a distinctly demonic and genderless appearance, before reverting to the first one. "I can be whatever I want."

Permalink

"...I feel a bit intimidated now that I know you're a god but also that was really hot and I kind of want to fuck every one of your shapes," he admits, because again Sanguine is coming off as incredibly friendly and unlikely to be offended by this.

Permalink

"You're a mortal! You can't fuck all of them, you'd die of old age first! But we can get a good selection, why don't we, I can tell you seem to like big..."

Permalink

"What gave me away?"

Permalink

"The giant! Also your boyfriend, what's he called, Onmund? For a mortal he is rather gifted."

Permalink

...oh, man, how is he going to explain this whole thing to Onmund.

"Oh, actually, there was a note talking about items needed to fix some staff? I have, uh, two of them..."

Total: 437
Posts Per Page: