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Marc attempts to foster Wednesday
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Predictably, it stings when she touches it.

"Good - I wouldn't want you to have trouble avoiding them. Or to miss out on painful but mostly harmless revenge possibilities, I suppose." He sounds perfectly cheerful about that. If she can restrain herself to nettles everyone will be perfectly happy (well, nearly everyone), and they are traditional.

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A hint of a smile. "Noted."

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"And about things being different in America, be careful with mushrooms. ...As food, I meant, not revenge, although that too."  That option he's less happy with, but it's not as if telling her that would stop her, and he's not even entirely sure he'd want it to.

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"Understood. I have no intention of handling poisons incautiously."

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That gets her an only slightly wry smile. "I didn't think so, really."

"Your turn to read?" He passes the book over.

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She nods, and applies herself to the task with careful attention, reading out each passage in the original and then either venturing a translation or asking about words she doesn't recognize.

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He provides definitions, corrections and comments as necessary, appreciating her patience at the rather demanding task. She's going to do just fine learning the school material at home, and in a quarter of the time, he bets.

Asking him about words does make it obvious that he's missing many of the English equivalents - more than one would expect from his conversation. He sounds slightly embarrassed every time it comes up, and comments after the third time he had to talk around something: "My English isn't as good as it sounds at first, is it. Maybe if I started asking you about words it would get better faster than by guessing."

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"It seems only fair to trade vocabulary lessons for vocabulary lessons," she agrees.

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"Mm, all right," he smiles. "Maybe you can finally tell me what 'interfering' means."

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"Hmm, how to explain... if you are trying to do something, and I am getting in your way or making it more difficult, I am interfering. If you have something important to do, and I am bothering or annoying you while you do it, I am interfering with your work. If you have something to do that you want done one way, like watering a plant only a little and only in the mornings, and I sneak into your garden and water the plant twice that much in the afternoons, I am interfering with your gardening."

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Unsurprisingly, her explanations are just as thorough as her other work.

"Mhm. And which of those were you doing about the bullying? ...I'm only guessing about what that means, too, but I'm pretty sure I'm more or less right." Still, a whole-paragraph definition from Wednesday will still add plenty of useful information, and he may as well get in the habit.

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"Getting in their way and making it more difficult. And bullying, hmm... a child who likes to beat up other children, or say nasty things to them, or take their things by saying 'give me that or I'll beat you up', is a bully. Bullying is doing those things and things like them."

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"Yes." He didn't realize talking counted, but, well, he can imagine talking that probably should. "It was good of you to interfere with that."

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"I didn't do it to be good. But I see what you mean," she concedes.

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"I know you didn't," he smiles, "but I'm not going to stop giving my opinions just because you don't do things for the same reasons. Well, maybe I would if it was just annoying you, but I think we're getting along better than that."

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"Yes, I think we are."

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Another smile. "It'll be funny when the orphanage director calls me to ask how bad things are."

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"I was expecting him to just want to forget about me."

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"Mm, maybe. But he does have a job and he usually does it, so I expect he'll talk to me again eventually." 

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"What will you tell him?"

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"That you're a great thoughtful responsible kid and I like you very much and will be happy to have you here for however long you want," he gives her a quietly fond look. "And then he'll make the sort of confused face you can see even over the phone."

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"I can see how saying that would confuse him, yes." She looks just a little bit amused.

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"Exactly," he grins. It's not as if he dislikes the man (although Wednesday might), but the situation is still funny.

"Did you go to school back in, uh, the future? Have they figured out how to make it go better?"

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"I went to school. It was... mostly tolerable. I think I'm not suited to being around normal children."

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"Mm. I suppose I can see that. Did you find any children you got along with at all? I'd think there must be some, somewhere."

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