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Boston gets misplaced again but now it's the Last Graduate version
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Everyone takes the opportunity to cycle through the bathroom, paired off by gender and taking turns standing outside the bathroom keeping watch.

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What a terrible toilet design. It'd be impossible to be sure there wasn't a mal hiding in it. Also it's gross but that's less important.

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When the boys get back, Kevin announces "I want to build this fort a modern sewage system. I mean a modern Earth one. It'll be good for disease prevention."

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"Kevin, that's genius. Marit, are you familiar with how germs work?"

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"Diseases? Not really. I mean, we know you want clean water a priest created, and we know sick people can get other people sick, and we know curses and spells and demons can also make you sick. And powerful paladins are immune to disease."

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"If priests can make clean water out of nothing it's probably less urgent, but if anyone gets water out of wells or rivers then it's very important to make sure no sewage can get into the water where anyone might drink it, because that causes disease. Also if you had plumbing then we all could have washed our hands just now and that's important too for the same reason."

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"Kevin has an affinity for pipes and knows a lot about them; if the problem is that plumbing is too expensive here I bet he can build it cheaper than the next best person."

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"I've never heard of a fortress with plumbing but if it's possible I bet everyone would be delighted. I don't even know if it's too expensive or if it's that - would you need a magic item to move the water on an ongoing basis? That sounds complicated."

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"The Scholomance had a recirculating system that turned dirty water into clean water and pumped it back around to the taps. It was magically powered but you could do the pumping with electricity and the cleaning with chemicals if you had enough electricity and the right chemicals. The magic way is the way I definitely know how to do, though."

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"It might be more useful in a city than a fortress depending on how available clean water is in cities, but a fortress is probably easier especially with the secrecy."

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"In places like Lastwall there's plenty of clean water in cities. I don't know about other places. It does sound really great."

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"Maybe I should make a miniature demo and see if it's something you think people would want or if it looks like something a local wizard could do and not a suspicious alien thing."

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