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Ulmo suggests a location easily accessible by broomstick from where they met him but farther out to sea.

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And Miranda preps the ocean end and goes out and drops it, plus a rock.

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They ended up deciding it was safer to Imperius an orc than try to lure them into doing what they wanted. He levitates the other end, the size of a necklace, into place in front of a scouting party and Imperiuses the orc who picks it up. The spell won't last if he sleeps but Macalaurë has a song for that, at least for a couple days' worth.

 

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And the orc goes home.

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And the orc should head down to some part of the vast fortress which is very far from Melkor and lay the necklace down in the middle of a large dining hall there (Timothy has Felix pick the location) and keep thoughts private aside from bouncing this to an Elf who is Disillusioned on a broomstick eight miles directly above Angband -

 

- "set -"

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"Five. Four. Three. Two. One -"

The sea opens into the fortress.

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Orcs eating in the dining hall are immediately submerged under hundreds of thousands of cubic cubits of fast-moving freezing water. 

 

 

Shortly thereafter Felix thinks Miranda should summon the Silmarils.

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Chimera wand.

"Accio Silmarils!"

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There's a long wait. 

 

Then -

 

Gosh they're pretty!! So aggressively pretty!! Still embedded in Morgoth's crown, looks like.

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She catches them. The crown is pretty heavy; she is not knocked off her feet by the grace of Felix.

She delivers them to her husband's alt.

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"Thank you," he says. "Can you teleport us to the cave now -"

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"Takes a few hops." Hop hop hop hop here they are.

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With Minor and Finis. All three of them start talking over each other immediately. 

 

 

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Elsewhere enormous clouds of poisonous smoke are issuing from the puddle that was previously Angband (and which has stopped growing; Melkor must have figured out how to disable it.)

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...Bubble-head charms, anyone?

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Can they do them for everyone?

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Probably not.

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All right, kids and injured people.

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That they can do. Wandwave, wandwave, wandwave...

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And everyone else can hold a wet cloth over their mouth and nose and try to filter out the poison and scuttle around guarding the building where Miranda Disapparated with the Silmarils.

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Once the kids and injured are covered they can do more people.

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They can set it up all orderly. 

 

And they can wait.

 

There is not immediately any other form of retaliation.

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Valar are slow.

"So what do you need to make these things do more than be - really good lamps."

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"Figure out what my father was doing, and then how to do it, and then write the instructions to the Silmarils - and figure out the interactions between them, that's another part I don't know much about - I wish my father weren't dead, then this would be a three-year project -"

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"You don't know what he was doing because -"

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