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Azem is a vampire and he is having a very terrible time of it
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...oh no?

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Why.

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At first glance, the village looks abandoned; though fairly destroyed, from their vantage point it doesn't look like anyone's actually there.

Except...

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Astarion places a hand in front of Lae'zel, halting her movement, and frowns.

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Shadowheart also stops walking, narrowing her eyes and looking up.

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"What is it this time, k'chakhi?"

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"Look," Astarion whispers, nodding up towards the roof of one of the buildings by the town gates.

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“Oh. Ambush. … should I turn into a squirrel and sneak around to be ambushy backup?”

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"...yes. Yes, that could be useful. Might not be necessary, but having the option..."

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"You want to avoid the fight," Lae'zel accuses.

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Not being particularly invested in this becoming a fight, but being very invested in being helpful, Ivetrielle does in fact turn into a squirrel. A red one, with little ear tufts. Being adorable is important, okay.

She will wait until told to go running off, though, because she is attempting to grow as a person.

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"Lae'zel, darling, we will always have the opportunity to slaughter these goblins later, but for now we need to have a better understanding of what's happening. And it might become a fight anyway. Truthfully, it will become a fight once we find and rescue druid Halsin. But until then, we still need to find him, and investigate whatever these goblins know about the transformation."

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"You always have reasons not to fight."

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"Not true! We decimated those goblins in front of the Grove, did we not? And in those ruins, too, we definitely very much killed those bandits."

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"...hmm. Granted."

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"So! I'll vanish, count to thirty after I do then walk peacefully into the village, please, Lae'zel and Shadowheart. Ivy, dear, hang out in a tree nearby for support, jump on one of them to warn us to back off and regroup.

"Does that seem acceptable?"

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"Yes."

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Affirmative sounding squeak!

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"Very well."

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And so he vanishes.

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Ivy gives a little goodbye squeak, then she’s up a tree to get an excellent vantage point overlooking the soon to be ambush. Counter ambush? Maybe not even a fight? Who knows, she doesn’t, she’s just happy to be here.

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Thirty seconds later, Lae'zel and Shadowheart do as instructed.

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"Well, well, well, what 'ave we here!" says one of the goblins on a roof. "Git over there!" she calls to her peers. "Surround 'em, like—"

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"No, darling, I don't think so," Astarion says, suddenly appearing behind her with a dagger at her neck.

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