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"...are you crazy? How old are you -"

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"Thirty eight but I'm mature for my age."

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She splutters. "You're nuts." She is going to go find somebody to call whoever one calls about crazy leaf-eating people.

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"What is it with you people and your loony torture authorities. I didn't pick leaves the trees needed."

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"Oh my god calm down the CIA is not listening to your teeth - stay away from me -"

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He goes back to his books.

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She talks to a librarian and the librarian declines to call any loony torture authorities and comes out to him. "Excuse me."

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"Can I help you?"

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"Someone said you were... eating leaves? And sounded like you might be having some... trouble."

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"Where I'm from leaves are nutritious and if you've been working all day and gotten carried away and forgotten to eat you can grab a handful and get a perfectly good snack that way. That is clearly not true here, so I'll have to get a job if I don't want to chase down squirrels - I assume your squirrels are normal amounts of edible -"

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"...I don't know how edible you expect squirrels to be," says the librarian. "Where are you, ah, from?"

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"It's called Valinor. I haven't run across any books with references to it and the first person I spoke to hadn't heard of it and the lights in the sky are different so I think I may be in an alternate universe."

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"...Did you have some kind of cape-related accident?"

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"Maybe?" He sends her his memory of the moment of arriving in Baltimore.

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She is startled. "- you're a cape yourself, then?"

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"No, in Valinor everybody can do that and I'm perfectly normal, I'm just not from here."

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"Does the Protectorate know about you?"

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"I hope not, because apparently they torture people to death and I am scared of that, it sounds unpleasant."

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"...no they don't."

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"Well they definitely advertise that they do. Or maybe your species is different in some relevant way?"

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"...they don't advertise that they torture people, to death or otherwise."

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"Where I am from, if you lock somebody up, then they will experience steadily increasing adrenaline levels and eventual loss of capacity to control their own body and after a few weeks of intense unpleasantness they will die. Does that not happen to people here."

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"...no."

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"That is lovely for you. I have no reason to expect I've changed by landing here, so if your authorities decide I did something wrong or might've done something wrong or am crazy or anything like that then they will torture me to death and I guess it helps a little bit that they won't realize they're doing that but not very much."

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"Look - what's your name -"

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