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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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Do you think you can stop us?

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This is worse than when I found out that people like eating cottage cheese.

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Do you think she's hotter than me?

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Draw steel, coward!

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Sweet Hell. You do, don't you.

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What's your Armor Class, Barry?

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What? Why does that matter?

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Level 4's close enough to taste.

I hide under the table. 28 for Stealth. 

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It matters if there are people in my city who think Cressida Kroft is hotter than me!

Cressida Kroft!

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....Why did my bodyguard disappear?

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Your bodyguard has Sneak Attack and hits five times a round.

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There are Hellknights here, sneak-thief, with Full Plate and Hit Dice.

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There are Wizards here. Some of them think you shouldn't touch Toff's turtle until he gets back.

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This doesn't need to be a fight.

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You just don't want us to kill you.

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I will admit that that's a part of it.

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Do our backup characters keep the EXP we earn, or do I need the full 4,000 and level 4?

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Gentlemen!

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!

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You can't fight in here, this is the war room.

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EARLIER

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Kroft will head back to the meeting room to fetch Zenobia and the rest of the party. When she gets there, she intends to say that she intends to spend Korvosa's more-or-less last commune on something, and ask if anyone else has things they'd like asked for if Zenobia winds up with spare questions.

With that intention firmly in mind, Cressida Kroft opens the door...

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Someone replaced the door with a silent image of a door.

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