"...not on purpose? Uh, not head hair, people get rid of hair elsewhere all kindsa ways. I don't know how stuck it is, human hair comes out pretty easily, accumulates on hairbrushes."

"We don't typically lose it by brushing. I think the fashions around hair elsewhere vary. By climate and popular local clothing style and things like that. Elves don't have facial hair. I could probably do it on purpose if I really wanted to."

"I do not especially think you need a beard."

"I can't say I've particularly been tempted."

She laughs and kisses his chin.

He loves her so much.

Kisses! Kisses and snuggling and maybe if she has her hands behind his neck she does not scrupulously avoid a thumb brushing the edge of his hairline.

Then he will wriggle and gasp and then start giggling.

"Did I tickle you?"

" - no, not exactly, just - surprised."

She giggles and kisses him and does it again.

Less surprised! Still gasping and wiggling!

That is really cute. "Can I un- uh - I have no idea how you have this fastened -"

" - yeah - it's tucked underneath -"

"I think my Manton limit excludes hair - hang on a sec I'll figure it out -"

She figures it out.

"Well that's good, I don't think I want it to start having its own opini-aaaaaah."

"...you are so soft. I did not know you were so soft." Pet pet pet.

Incoherent wiggling delighted Elf pressses his head against her hands and whimpers.

Awwwwwww pet pet pet pet pet.

Aaaaaah this is so good he is so pleased and then he is a bit flushed and she should probably stop they mustn't get carried away. He says this a bit less than coherently.

She stops. She kisses him. "I remind you that my judgment is not impaired."

Kiss. Lean. "Human hair doesn't do that thing?"

"Not at all. I mean, it's nice, but honestly more in a fall-asleep way than in a carried-away way."

"Poor humans. Maybe that's why some are mean." Lean lean lean he is possibly nuzzling her such that his hair gets ruffled more.

She giggles and ruffles obligingly.