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Yep that's a snake! 

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"Yes." ...now it's in a box. "Are they venomous?"

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"- honestly I was assuming they were magic - if they're not scaling the potion might be tractable - no idea -"

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Computer computer - "Nope, Revelation has those. And they are in fact deadly venomous, that's fun."

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"Ooops. In that case they only have one definitely-magical ingredient - the bicorn horn - and we could probably breed a ton of them if we turn out to need it -"

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"Bicorns? There are bicorns?"

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"Yes? What, does Revelation have fiction about them? That's weird."

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"No, we don't! We have fiction about unicorns."

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"Those exist too."

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"Bet you Amriac wants to see unicorns. Do they have a thing about virgins?"

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"Not that I know of. Should they?"

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"Part of the mythos back home."

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"They typically like girls better than boys but I wouldn't expect that to be the explanation. I am sure Amriac can have a meet-and-greet."

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"Do they issue greetings, are unicorns sapient?"

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"Not that I know of. Killing them for personal gain is super dark magic but that only loosely tracks ethical import, in my experience."

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"Are you allowed to kill them for other reasons?"

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"It's not legal but it's not overtly associated with horrible rituals in which you sacrifice pieces of your sanity and other peoples' lives for unhappy longevity."

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"Unhappy longevity?"

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"Yeah, it's supposed to be a 'cursed half-life'. I haven't actually looked into it much; might've when I was older."

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"Well, it certainly has terrible ad copy, at any rate."

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"Perhaps the publicists were looking out for the concerns of the unicorns."

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"They're charismatic megafauna if anything is. I assume. Maybe unicorns are actually really ugly."

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"No, no, very pretty. Shiny and fluffy at the same time."

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"Aww."

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"I can introduce you to a unicorn, too, if you want."

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