"If you failed to mention that you also raped some children then I withdraw my objections to your treatment on Ganymede."

"You know what I mean."

"My objections to Ganymede have always been the gags and the wrongful convictions. Guilty people not getting showers and internet access - when every single person in the multiverse who hasn't raped any children has showers and internet access then I will make sure he gets them too, how about that."

"I'm going to go anonymously write the relevant police department and the GCP."

Sigh.

And Cam leaves.

"I see the principle."

"I do too, but I get to pick my priorities and calling the cops to get them to force people to let rapists loose is never going to be one of them."

Nod.

Cam finds where the guy is and writes a couple emails and goes out in the Milliways backyard for a flight.

Eventually he comes out to sit down in the dragon pit and let the dragons nibble on him; they're bigger than he is by now. Timothy comes out with him but does not approach within nibbling distance.

Cam flies for a bit longer, then lands. "Police department'll check on him when the couple weeks are up and the GCP'll have circles ready by then."

"If she wanted it reported to the GCP I think she would have done that."

"She was not the seven year old in question, if you were wondering, so I'm even less inclined to appoint her judge, jury, and executioner."

"Did you ask them whether they wanted it reported to the GCP?"

"No, but it doesn't matter, because there's already a record in the system of the guy being accused, he just got himself killed in a farm equipment accident while out on bail before it went to trial and the GCP hasn't caught up to checking whether all of various human criminals were summoners."

"Ah, okay."

"Maybe withdraw your offer to help people who get stuck if you wanna be really picky about that. Spending time being really picky about that makes it a worse use of your time and I hear there are people who haven't raped any children and don't have showers yet."

"Yeah, I wish I hadn't bothered. Owwww, Adelaine."

Cam dodges a dragon bite and falls over.

Timothy fishes him out. "You should bother the soul Elves, I think they have a thing for that by now and there's a soul Aulë doing mass production."

"A thing for clumsiness? Like what Kib had? Yeah, I should."

"Kib's Fëanor also got immortality that way, if we could get enough Aulës on that then we are not as direly constrained by summoning wait times. Do you want to talk about the vigilante thing?"

"I don't have anything new to say."

Raised eyebrow.

"Evening thinks instead of dots we could just hand out packets with safe summoning circles, in Arceus."