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She gets a sick feeling in the pit of her stomach. "No."

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"Why?"

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"I, it'll be too scary, and it'll make me twitchy about you later—"

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He blinks.

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"I, I think I'm not cut out for this. Adventuring."

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He blinks again.

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She closes her eyes. "Later."

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"...don't resist," he says with his voice.

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"—what?"

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And he electrocutes her until her heart stops.


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"That hurt you dick," the tank says, glaring daggers at the mage.

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"You've been through worse," the mage says, shrugging.

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"You went a lot harsher than you needed to on purpose."

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"Did not. Did you see the size of that thing? I guarantee you I needed every ounce of force there."

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"Why are you guys bickering we won." The archer points at the body of the Destroyer. "It's dead! Odin's sagging ballsack—"

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"Don't take His name in vain," the healer drawls, not taking his eyes off the rogue's leg, which he's slowly regrowing from a stump.

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"You're a hypocrite," the rogue says between gritted teeth.

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"I'm a man of the cloth, I'm allowed to be disrespectful."

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"That's," wince, "the opposite of true."

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"The word we have for that is 'false'."

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"Guys, pay attention! It's dead!!!"

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"That makes it sound like you weren't sure we could do it," the mage says with a smirk. "Where's the bravado from earlier?"

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"I, I mean, obviously I believed in us, but still—"

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"I'm just teasing, I know what you meant."

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"Hey, do you think they'll throw us a feast? I haven't had good food in forever, oh do you think they'll take requests, I want thara frog meat if so—"

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