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"I think I understand what you mean by 'plane' but I wasn't actually aware there were others. Certainly not that you could travel between them."

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No Plane Shift either. Between that and the scrying it seems slightly like Someone doesn't want them to be able to leave.

"There are a few dozen known to us, depending on how you count. There's magic for getting between them—I can cast the spell but it requires an item attuned to your destination, which I don't have."

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"I think we should probably ask the Princess about this," says Twilight. "She'll be here tomorrow."

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"Alright." Abrogail considers it a lot likelier than she did five minutes ago that the 'Princess' knows anything about the planes; unfortunately, She probably knows more about them, and her, than Abrogail would in fact prefer.

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Then Twilight can proceed to grill Abrogail about her world's magic for the next several hours!

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aaaaaahhh she isn't even a wizard she's a sorcerer she doesn't know anything about magic she just does it

She manages to avoid setting Twilight Sparkle on fire. She needs local allies, and the damned* creature would probably just enjoy it anyway.

(*She wishes.)

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Mister Rooster wakes Fluttershy at the earliest crack of dawn. She stretches as she gets out of bed, brushes her mane, and then gets to work on feeding all of her animal guests their breakfast. It's a big day today! The Princess will be here!

...at some point she remembers the new pony she met yesterday. The strange foreign princess-or-whatever, who had seen an adorable harmless creature and immediately killed it. Fluttershy had protested, but then she just—stopped.

Wait, what?

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Oh.

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She hastily apologizes to her tiny mouse friends and immediately gallops for Ponyville.

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A few minutes later Twilight's door is kicked in and five ponies barge into her bedroom to rescue her from the evil enchantress.

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"What the hay, girls?" says Twilight, rubbing the sleep from her eyes.

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"She enchanted Fluttershy to forget she's evil!" says Rainbow Dash, who's hovering over the stirring Abrogail in a vaguely threatening pose.

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...she probably should have refreshed the Charm Person at some point, shouldn't she?

"I did nothing of the sort," she says. Luckily even seconds after being woken up she still has better Bluff than any mortal in Equestria has ever encountered.

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"Hold on, what do you mean, 'evil'?"

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"You murdered my poor harmless parasprite!" says Fluttershy, pushing Rainbow Dash aside to get in Abrogail's face. "There's no way I would have been friends with you after that if you hadn't enchanted me!"

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"Wait, that's what this is about? Parasprites are gross!"

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FUCK. Why did it have to be that one who's willing to be sensible about this?

"She's right," she manages to make herself say. "I reacted after it had devoured an entire basket of apples in less than a round. We have similar creatures where I come from. If it had been allowed to multiply, they would have eventually consumed your entire food supply and possibly more."

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"She could be right," says Twilight. "I need to check my books." She heads downstairs and returns a minute later with a book.

"'Parasprites are small winged creatures known for their rapid, asexual multiplication and voracious appetites,'" she reads. "Blah blah blah...'In spite of their innocuous appearance, keeping even one is dangerous, as that number will soon grow.' Pinkie, how did you know that?"

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"Everypony knows that!"

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"Awww..." says Fluttershy. "It was so cute..."

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"You still mind controlled her!"

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"Girls. What do you mean, 'mind control'? There are spells you can cast on an object to make it seem more or less desirable, but actual mind control is serious dark magic that it should be possible to detect."

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Her Bluff is so good that it makes other people invent excuses for her.

"I admit I cast a spell on the parasprite to make it seem less appealing to Fluttershy," she says with very well-feigned repentance. "I'm sorry, I should have just talked it through, but it was dangerous, as we've already discussed, and I was worried the creature itself was having unnatural effects on her. You can check me for dark magic if you like." She's suddenly really curious about what that test actually checks for. She dispels herself just in case.

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Twilight takes a small piece of crystal and holds it near Abrogail while casting a spell. Nothing happens. 

"She's clean," Twilight announces.

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