"Are there military objectives associated with this war that aren't 'express dislike for each other'."

"...I don't know what you mean?"

"Like, humans sometimes have wars, which are usually about making sure some humans don't have access to scary weapons, or that they stop doing horrible things to their own citizens or their neighbors, or that they secure economic control of some resource, or that they follow through on their promises to protect other groups of humans that they are allied with, or something like that. Countries that merely don't like each other might find an excuse to have a war but they would need an excuse."

He tilts his head at her. It goes quite a ways over, being an owl's head.

"There's something - not matching up - and I can't quite figure out what it is," he says. "You have wars, we have a war - your wars stop, I think? They start and then they stop? Ours just goes on."

"Our wars do stop. Somebody wins or somebody surrenders or they get distracted by something and decide to quit and do the other thing."

"The war between Night and Day isn't like that. I mean, you could sort of say that each side wants to win, the Sun King wants to defeat the Moon Queen and vice versa, but it's been forever - I don't know how old the world is but I'm pretty sure the war's the same age - and it hasn't happened yet, so it's obviously not going to, so it's just - if we stopped trying, we'd get wiped out next spring..."

"Is that what you'd do if they surrendered?"

"I'm not in charge. And anyway I wouldn't surrender to Day. If the Sun King wants to rule me he'll have a fight on his hands."

"Often surrenders are conditional, at least with humans. I don't know the details but they go like, 'you win and can have most of whatever your objective was but we get to keep our pre-war borders and head of state, otherwise we keep fighting'. And humans mostly don't like fighting so that often works."

"Maybe you should talk to the Queen about this stuff," he suggests. "I'm just a scout."

"That seems possible. In this country what happens if the Queen doesn't like somebody?"

"...they don't get to be her secretary or anything, I guess?"

"That makes sense. Most human countries today have temporary, elected rulers, and while we have had monarchs historically they are known for abusing their power to do things, especially by being awful to people they don't like."

"Oh. No, the Queen isn't like that at all. She's really fair and stuff."

"Cool."

"D'you think you'll want to meet her soon, then? I could take you to Silver Falls! I'm the best at going places!"

"It does seem like the obvious next thing to do, but you're probably so much better at going places than me that I might have a hard time following you."

"Oh, don't worry, I'm used to guiding groundfolk. I could bring my squad, too, Button's plenty big enough to carry you if you'd rather that than hike for days."

"I did mention I'm not very good at walking."

"How are you at riding bears? I guess if you don't have any bear-folk you probably haven't done much of that."

"I have not. I'm probably not awful at it though."

"Okay! Should I go get everybody and bring them here?"

"Sure why not. About how long will this take?"

"I should be back in a few minutes. Might take longer than that for everybody to straggle in."

"Okay, thank you."