Sparkles mates on Milan
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"...'death by hubris'?"

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"Do they not have that in your plane."

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"The only form of magic my plane has is my species, one other quasi-human species, and some personal idiosyncratic magic a very small subset of all people have. Hubris is not a cause of death where I'm from."

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"Okay, well, it is here."

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"How... exactly... does hubris kill people?"

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"If you fuck with something you shouldn't have fucked with, you die. If you go around being the sort of person who would do that, you find that this tendency gets you in trouble, and then you probably die. Things you shouldn't fuck with include gods, fae, dragons, and the universe itself."

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"The universe itself."

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"That looks like the face of someone who might want to fuck with the universe. Please do not."

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"I'm not planning to." Yet. "I'm just curious about what that even means. The universe is—a set of mathematical laws, where I'm from, it doesn't squish people—or, it does, but for things like 'setting yourself on fire' or 'jumping off a cliff' not 'ducking with it.'"

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"You're from a fucking science fantasy world."

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"Uh... huh?"

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"This universe is not a set of mathematical laws. It is emphatically not that. If you try to treat it like it is that and investigate what its laws might be, the things you think you're discovering will change out from under you at the most personally hazardous possible moment."

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"...mmhm."

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"It seems like you might not be taking me seriously about this."

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"Oh I'm taking you very seriously. It just seems... I'll go with 'unaesthetic' for a universe to be like this, but it is I suppose by default allowed to have different aesthetics than mine."

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"If you experience a temptation to fuck with the universe, don't. This is absolutely the most important piece of advice I can possibly give you."

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"I am absolutely not planning to duck with the universe."

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"Are you sure."

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"Yes!" Not until he has an actual avenue for doing that and definitely not before he makes absolutely sure Milan is totally and completely out of harm's way.

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"Because it is an exceptionally bad idea. I can hardly even - okay. Suppose that at home in your science fantasy world you were indescribably powerful, such that you could reshape worlds with a thought, such that it was inconceivable for anything to seriously oppose you. In that case, I would still advise you not to fuck with the universe. Because it has the home turf advantage, and you are from a science fantasy world and don't understand what you're up against, and by that point there's a good chance the cost of your mistakes would be paid by innocent bystanders."

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"I am very definitely not going to fuck with the universe!" ...yeah okay innocent bystanders, not good.

Still.

Ugh.

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"All right."

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He purses his lips. "Getting a lot of information out of 'romantically compatible' aren't you."

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"No comment."

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He grins. "So, uh. Hi, nice to meet you."

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