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Over the objections of the Hogwarts faculty- including an angry rant from Professor Fisher about 'incompetent bureaucratic morons', little of which was really appropriate for the ears of his young students- Professor Reed is taken away on suspicion of theft.
Anti-American sentiment intensifies, with whispers spreading about "those Yanks spying on us" and "stealing the Silverlight spell." People start eying Professor Fisher carefully, in the halls. (He ignores it, rather pointedly.) People write in to the Headmistress complaining; why did they bring in those Americans in the first place, why does that man Fisher still work there, similar nonsense. She develops a curt form letter assuring parents that Hogwarts hiring standards are of the highest quality, with a strong undertone of none of your business. The letters continue anyway.
Students graffiti the Transfiguration classroom with insulting suggestions for places Professor Fisher can take himself. Filch catches those responsible and they clean it up as their detention. McGonagall makes a displeased speech that night at dinner about respecting faculty and innocence until proven guilty. Some students listen.
After a week's gone by- it feels longer to all involved, particularly Tamara, but only a week- there's a new article.
Gilderoy Lockhart Apprehends Silverlight Culprit
By Russell Peasegood
Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, has done it again!
Only recently released from St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, most wizards would need rest, more time to recover from the horrors of a Memory Charm gone wrong, but not Gildery Lockhart. Known throughout the magical world for his daring feats of magic, Lockhart is back in the game with a bang.
"It never made sense to me," Lockhart told the Prophet. "Why steal a wand of someone you're chaperoning? Of course you'd be under suspicion! She couldn't have hoped to get away with it. So, of course, I had to investigate."
Lockhart used his famed powers of deduction to locate prime Ministry suspects. In the course of interviewing them, he was able to identify the janitor who had stolen the wand. "Poor man wasn't right in the head," according to Lockhart. "Thought the wand made him special, powerful- attacked me when I tried to get it away- just look what he did to my cloak! But I got it back from him, never fear."
The wand is now in the possession of Ministry Officials, and will shortly be returned to its rightful owner, Miranda "Silverlight" Swan. Tamara Reed can be expected to be released shortly.
When commended on his actions, Lockhart said, "Of course, of course. Couldn't let the poor girl go without her wand- couldn't let the Ministry officials bungle it like that- something had to be done!"
Asked about his future plans, Lockhart told us, "Why, doing whatever good I can, of course. Britain needs all the wizards it can get right now!"
If Lockhart's past adventures are any guide, that will be quite a lot of good indeed.
As promised, the next day, Hogwarts sees two arrivals: Professor Reed, released by the Ministry, and Gilderoy Lockhart, Miranda's wand in hand.
parental_guidance
Emma blinks at her, thrown a bit off-kilter. "Uh. Really bad? I mean, it's just being a little confused. It's not- Unforgivable, or anything."
chanuphis
"Unforgivable is just a word somebody made up for exactly three spells. Lockhart spent years and years in the hospital because he got memory charmed, just the once, a little too hard. People who've been Imperiused or even Cruciated can get up and walk around after a lot of the time."
parental_guidance
"Lots of spells are terrifying if you do them wrong," Emma agrees. "It's not really any worse than Apparating, though, is it?"
chanuphis
"Apparating is bad if you mess it up by accident. Memory charms are bad when you do them exactly right. You lose your memory."
parental_guidance
Emma thinks about this. All of these spells fall under 'scaryscaryscary', she's never tried to sort them into amounts of 'scaryscaryscary'. "I think I'm still more afraid of Crucio...?" she says, more questioningly than she really intended. "If nothing's messed up, I mean. They're both really scary, though."
chanuphis
"I mean - it depends on what the person doing the memory charm wants to take. If it's only a little thing it's not as bad as if it was - a whole year, or all your memories of your friends, or something. But it's more likely that somebody will want to Obliviate me than that somebody will want to torture me, now that Voldemort is gone, I think. Obliviator is a government job that people can get."
parental_guidance
Emma considers this. She's still much more fundamentally terrified of being tortured, but it's Miranda, she's so smart. So probably she's just- thinking about it wrong. Or missing something. She's not the one who makes Silverlight spells.
"Yeah," she says slowly, trustingly. "You're probably right." She looks around. "What classroom are we going to, anyway?"
"Yeah," she says slowly, trustingly. "You're probably right." She looks around. "What classroom are we going to, anyway?"
chanuphis
"This way." Miranda leads on. They get there before Hermione does. Miranda sits and takes deep breaths.
parental_guidance
Emma sits next to her. Back to comforting shoulder pats. "It's okay. You can do Silverlight! You can do this."
parental_guidance
"You have been studying lots and lots and you're really good at magic in general. Like how you did Silverlight. You'll be good at this too, I bet."
chanuphis
"Silverlight seems like it's more of a mindset thing than a studying thing."
The door opens and in comes Hermione. "Hello, Miranda - who's your friend?"
"This is Emma. Emma, this is Hermione. I brought Emma along because - I might not be able to throw off a Confundus and I'm scared and I might need to be brought back to Ravenclaw."
"All right, she can sit in," says Hermione. "It's nice to meet you, Emma."
The door opens and in comes Hermione. "Hello, Miranda - who's your friend?"
"This is Emma. Emma, this is Hermione. I brought Emma along because - I might not be able to throw off a Confundus and I'm scared and I might need to be brought back to Ravenclaw."
"All right, she can sit in," says Hermione. "It's nice to meet you, Emma."
parental_guidance
Emma stares at her briefly- it's Hermione Granger- but remembers her manners and smiles. "Uh. Hi. Nice to meet you too."
chanuphis
"I don't know for sure if I'm actually ready but I think it's probably time to try it anyway," Miranda says.
"Well, remain calm as you can - I understand you have a fear of mind magic, but the fear itself won't help," Hermione says.
"I know," sighs Miranda. "Give me a minute."
"I won't Confund you hard. Just a little bit. Even if it hits, it'll be like walking into a room and forgetting what you needed there," soothes Hermione.
"I know. That's why we picked it. I'm just." Miranda shivers and shakes her head and closes her eyes and takes more deep breaths.
"Well, remain calm as you can - I understand you have a fear of mind magic, but the fear itself won't help," Hermione says.
"I know," sighs Miranda. "Give me a minute."
"I won't Confund you hard. Just a little bit. Even if it hits, it'll be like walking into a room and forgetting what you needed there," soothes Hermione.
"I know. That's why we picked it. I'm just." Miranda shivers and shakes her head and closes her eyes and takes more deep breaths.
parental_guidance
Emma locates the closest Miranda hand and holds it. Miranda's not usually touchy-feely (for that matter, neither is Emma), but this seems like exceptional circumstances.
chanuphis
Miranda's not going to complain.
"Okay," she says after a minute, "go."
Hermione points her wand at Miranda's head and says gently, "Confundus."
"That was weird," says Miranda. "I - I don't think I'm Confunded. I don't think so. How do you tell whether I'm a little bit or not at all?"
"Let me have a look at your eyes," says Hermione, and she compares the size of Miranda's pupils and concludes, "Not even a little bit. That's amazing, good for you!"
"Okay," she says after a minute, "go."
Hermione points her wand at Miranda's head and says gently, "Confundus."
"That was weird," says Miranda. "I - I don't think I'm Confunded. I don't think so. How do you tell whether I'm a little bit or not at all?"
"Let me have a look at your eyes," says Hermione, and she compares the size of Miranda's pupils and concludes, "Not even a little bit. That's amazing, good for you!"
chanuphis
Miranda giggles in relief. "Okay. So I can throw off a little Confundus."
"When we were in fourth year our Defense professor had special permission to cast the Imperius curse on us," muses Hermione. "I don't think I can get that, but if you want to try something that's stronger but doesn't have the side effects I could ask...? But then, some people throw that off even without Occlumency. Harry never learned any Occlumency to speak of and he could do it every time."
"When we were in fourth year our Defense professor had special permission to cast the Imperius curse on us," muses Hermione. "I don't think I can get that, but if you want to try something that's stronger but doesn't have the side effects I could ask...? But then, some people throw that off even without Occlumency. Harry never learned any Occlumency to speak of and he could do it every time."
parental_guidance
Emma's "List of Ways Miranda is Cooler than Harry Potter" just got slightly longer.
"Is there, uh, anything else she could try?" Emma asks timidly. While she somewhat hero-worships Hermione Granger and trusts her to Not Be Evil, the fact that Imperio is an Unforgivable Curse is currently winning. "You said you didn't do it hard... maybe just. Um. Again?"
Not Imperio, not an Unforgivable, not on her friend.
"Is there, uh, anything else she could try?" Emma asks timidly. While she somewhat hero-worships Hermione Granger and trusts her to Not Be Evil, the fact that Imperio is an Unforgivable Curse is currently winning. "You said you didn't do it hard... maybe just. Um. Again?"
Not Imperio, not an Unforgivable, not on her friend.
chanuphis
"If we got some Veritaserum that would be safe too but we'd have to talk to Professor Slughorn about that. I can brew it but I don't have any other uses for the batch and it doesn't keep indefinitely," says Hermione. "The Confundus done too hard can be seriously damaging, in the short to medium term, so I don't want to increase the power, with exams coming up. Perhaps Veritaserum will be on my NEWT and I can keep some... I don't know Legilimency or know anyone who does. The Memory Charm -"
Miranda shakes her head.
"- is reversible, you know. I cast it on my parents once -"
Miranda looks at Hermione in total horror.
"- but then I fixed it when it was safe for them to come back into the country and they're entirely back to normal."
"Not that," says Miranda, "thank you."
Miranda shakes her head.
"- is reversible, you know. I cast it on my parents once -"
Miranda looks at Hermione in total horror.
"- but then I fixed it when it was safe for them to come back into the country and they're entirely back to normal."
"Not that," says Miranda, "thank you."
parental_guidance
"Well... it's probably easier to get Veritaserum than try Imperio? Right?" Emma says questioningly (hopefully). "So, maybe that?"
chanuphis
"Yes, probably. Miranda, do you want to ask him or shall I?"
"I've got it," says Miranda. "I wouldn't even need you for that, right? Just to taste it and see if I can beat it."
"You could do it with someone else asking you questions, although someone should ask you questions," says Hermione. "If you have the right dose, and I'm sure Professor Slughorn would help with that."
"Okay. Thank you. Um, I won't take up any more of your time I know you have NEWTs." Miranda gets up and shuffles to the door.
Hermione waves.
"I've got it," says Miranda. "I wouldn't even need you for that, right? Just to taste it and see if I can beat it."
"You could do it with someone else asking you questions, although someone should ask you questions," says Hermione. "If you have the right dose, and I'm sure Professor Slughorn would help with that."
"Okay. Thank you. Um, I won't take up any more of your time I know you have NEWTs." Miranda gets up and shuffles to the door.
Hermione waves.
parental_guidance
Emma follows Miranda out, looking somewhat confused. "What was that face you made?" she asks. "When she mentioned her parents?"
chanuphis
"I just finished explaining how I think memory charms are awful - and - she did it to her parents. To get them to leave the country. Instead of - telling them that they better had, or - or anything."
parental_guidance
"I- thought it was the war," Emma says weakly. "The Death Eaters were torturing anyone they thought had information-" she shivers.
The one time she'd gone into the Ministry with her parents, to prove that they were purebloods, they asked her a lot of probing questions. Do you know anyone who might have stolen a wand from a Real Wizard? Have you met any Muggles pretending to be witches or wizards? They had seemed to think children were worse liars than their parents, worth interrogating to make sure the adults' stories held up; but Emma barely knew other pureblood children, certainly no Muggle children, and she wasn't old enough to be allowed to talk to her parents' friends. The questions just confused her and scared her, and she spent most of the ordeal afraid that they would decide she was lying and do Unspecified Horrible Things to her, and she still remembers the whole ordeal vividly. Enough to- get it. Kind of. That was just the polite questions, the ones they ask verifiably pureblood children. What would they have done to Hermione Granger's parents?
"She was with Harry Potter. What if they'd, they'd, left but gotten caught? And had to tell where Harry Potter was?"
The one time she'd gone into the Ministry with her parents, to prove that they were purebloods, they asked her a lot of probing questions. Do you know anyone who might have stolen a wand from a Real Wizard? Have you met any Muggles pretending to be witches or wizards? They had seemed to think children were worse liars than their parents, worth interrogating to make sure the adults' stories held up; but Emma barely knew other pureblood children, certainly no Muggle children, and she wasn't old enough to be allowed to talk to her parents' friends. The questions just confused her and scared her, and she spent most of the ordeal afraid that they would decide she was lying and do Unspecified Horrible Things to her, and she still remembers the whole ordeal vividly. Enough to- get it. Kind of. That was just the polite questions, the ones they ask verifiably pureblood children. What would they have done to Hermione Granger's parents?
"She was with Harry Potter. What if they'd, they'd, left but gotten caught? And had to tell where Harry Potter was?"