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"Oh. Uh. Okay. Then why are you trying to kill me?"

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That seems to be too complicated a question for whatever rudimentary intelligence animates the skeletons.

They stare blankly for a moment, then resume their mindless assault on the unfortunate steps. 

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Sigh.

"Do you have a person in charge of you?"

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There is a brief pause.

Then, in eerie unison, all the skeletons in earshot shake their heads. 

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That is so very creepy.

"Do you want to keep existing in your current forms?"

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Heads tilt. 

Some of the skeletons nod, fortunately not in unison again. Others just stand there looking vaguely confused. 

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Vinas rubs his face. He's already feeling the beginnings of a headache coming on. Great.

"Okay. Do you want to kill all living things?"

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More scattered nods. 

The skeletons at the front of the small crowd are still attempting to climb the stairs towards him. A couple of them, probably accidentally, manage to boost a third half-way up the steps, where it promptly loses its footing and clatters back down. 

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"Wonderful. Did your former master tell you to kill all living things?"

This is still kind of darkly hilarious. He still doesn't feel even a little bit threatened.

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That one seems to confuse them a little, but one by one they shake their heads. 

New skeletons have pretty much stopped showing up by this point. There are around thirty standing around listening to Vinas; the ones too far away to hear him start drifting away. 

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"Did you ever have a person in charge of you?"

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Most of them shake their heads in sync. 

Simultaneously, two of them nod. They look mostly the same as their fellows, but, interestingly, both have actual weapons. One holds a sword, and the other has a single-bladed axe. 

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That's interesting.

"Do any of you remember anything about your lives before you became all skeletal?"

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Creepy synchronized headshakes, still with a slight delay for them to process his question. 

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So they're new creatures inhabiting dead people, running around and ineptly trying to kill everyone. Really stupid creatures.

Okay. Let's see if they are smart enough to answer this question.

"Do you want to kill things more than you want to keep existing?"

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Most of them stop moving for a few seconds, as all the rudimentary brainpower they can muster is directed towards attempting to comprehend what Vinas is asking. 

They all seem to give up after a moment or two, and resume their pathetic assault. 

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What was the thing he said earlier? Oh, yes. Sigh.

"Do you want to have a new master?"

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This gets universal blank staring, insofar as it's possible for something to stare without any eyes or eyelids.  

The exceptions are the two who used to have a master. They both shake their heads. 

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Right. Okay. Good, so he can dodge having a gaggle of very stupid skeletons trailing after him.

Except what does he do with them?

"Do you guys want anything besides killing people?"

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They all unanimously shake their heads, almost as soon as he finishes speaking. 

One skeleton, coming round the side to see if the stairs are more climbable from that angle, trips and falls so it's lying across the bottom few steps. It flails slightly, seeming unsure how to get itself back up. 

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He looks at the hapless skeleton. Yeah, he's pretty secure in the knowledge that these things are not smart enough to matter very much, morally speaking. And they could actually hurt someone that didn't have stairs available to thwart them.

"All right then. I'm just going to go back to ending you. If that's all right with all of you."

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Well, they're not raising any objections, at least.

If he stays up long enough to see it, any that are left will start dispersing a few hours before dawn. 

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He doesn't. He kills skeletons for another couple of hours, then carefully makes his way to the (somewhat rickety) second floor of the house to sleep. Two sets of stairs. The ultimate line of defense.

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By the time he wakes up, there's sunlight coming in through the remains of the roof and all the skeletons are gone.

There's still a massive pile of bones at the bottom of the steps, though. 

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It would probably be disrespectful to the dead if he just casually nudged all of them aside. Except he doesn't really have a better way to handle them, does he? And he'd like to have this place free of bones in case he stays here tonight. Respect to the dead is not as important as the safety of the living.

... He carefully nudges them away from the steps with his foot, making sure not to step on any of them. They go in a tidy pile well away from the steps. It's the best he can do for right now.

Right, well. He should probably find water and food, in that order. He has a water flask on him, but that won't last him very long. The skeletons didn't seem to like daylight, he should be fine. Probably.

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