so there was a discussion on tumblr about whether you could get a maitimo to own slaves
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Snuggle. "How often exactly is she a teapot?"

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"I am not totally sure yet but vaguely suspect the full moon."

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"A were-teapot."

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"Yes. My daughter the wereteapot. Except it doesn't have to be night and the moon doesn't have to be up."

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"What kind of asshole sells off a newborn -"

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"Should I actually answer that -"

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"Only if you want to."

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"The kind of asshole who doesn't want his sex slave distracted or ever unavailable and who knows a guy with a niche training slaves up for specialized stuff from infancy."

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He whistles quietly. "I'm so sorry."

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"You're a sweetie."

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He pulls away and folds his arms and watches the baby sleep. "We've got to end it."

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"End what?"

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"...slavery?"

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"Oh. That'd be something."

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"You don't seem very optimistic."

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"It just sounds so big."

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"I know. And so - everywhere. But..."

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Snuggle.

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"You're not scared I'd do something like that?"

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"I think I have pretty credibly demonstrated that it is a real bad idea to get me pregnant and then try to take my baby."

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...then he'll snuggle her back. Pensively.

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Snuggle.

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"We wanted to do some plate experiments. Plates with writing on them, plates you have varying degrees of detailed description of..."

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"Yeah, sure."

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He acquires all these! Does writing on a plate come with when she teleports the plate? How about thin things glued to the plate? Can she teleport plates she hasn't seen if she knows where they are? What they look like? Both? What about really tiny thumbnail dishware?

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