This is really a classic L situation, but that wouldn't be fun. B comes with preexisting convictions.

I achieve my goals
So unfazed am I
As my life unscrolls
Unamazed am I
Winning is a job
And I get no real enjoyment
— I Speak Six Languages - 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (a musical)

potential facecasts, Alucard Castlevania, genderbend: Bishamonten Noragami, Yellow Diamond land of the lustrous