Better not linger in her starting place too much longer. Yellow's faster than her and may have already come home to a wreck. Thorn might have a habit of checking up on the place, even, just in case. She's invisible, inaudible, unsmellable - that won't help if he sends someone thorough. Or comes in person.
She sets out.
She's been flying for about thirty minutes after her shopping trip when she falls through a tear and squeaks inaudibly and lands in the middle of -
How flagrantly illegal would it be to leave the Siberian with permission to pick up her friends and leave if someone did try for capital punishment?
Flagrantly. At most, the remedy would be to challenge the ruling in court before the scheduled date, and get a bigger judge to overrule it. No need for any new felonies at all.
I am deeply dubious about this entire process. But assuming for the moment that I trust those involved not to seek capital punishment and I'm satisfied that these particular individuals can probably be considered capable of comfortably inhabiting the Birdcage and therefore are not cases of my specific problem at work, what's my next step?
If you decide to trust it, you can just send them to the nearest PRT office. You will almost certainly be asked to testify about capturing them, but the the system isn't meant to rely on continued involvement of whoever caught the defendant.
Is it reasonably guaranteed that someone who has registered a willingness not to seek capital punishment will be prosecuting?
Reasonably. It won't be legally enforceable until the agreement gets made on their behalf instead of yours, but I'm as confident as is possible outside that constraint.
Their lawyer. It can't be me since you're involved and I'm representing you, but a deal that involves not being executed is what any defense lawyer would aim for. Under the circumstances.
Do I get to talk and/or help select their defense lawyer? I have been getting the impression that even champions of the ostensible principles of the mortal justice system might be pleased to see these particular defendants suffer.
And a bit of a misplaced concern, fortunately; defense lawyers in particular are used to defending regardless of who the defendant is.
It will make things more complicated, but if she can understand what's going on and express preferences to her defense team then being mute won't by itself be prohibitive.
Time to email the Director. May I expect your assistance in handling the humane jailing of the Siberian, Bonesaw, Mannequin, and Shatterbird the same way you did with the ABB capes?
Subject to the same caveat that I don't have unlimited influence, yes. For something this high-profile there's even less of a guarantee of keeping them out of the Birdcage, but I'll do what I can.
Hmm.
Promise emails Sarkany. If the Siberian just spends a lot of time with her friends they're probably all safe versus physical harm but that is by no means the only harm on offer. How bad is the worst case...?
It's bad.
Promise sends a caravan of furnished trailers and a fuel supply and generators and shelf-stable mortal food to Hawthorn, while pretending to anyone who asks that she is still dithering. Plumbing in the style mortals are accustomed to will be harder, but she parked near a river.
She moves the occupants of her tree there.
She asks her lawyer, If I do decide to start doing flagrantly illegal things, are innocent persons known to be my vassals who are not otherwise participating in my projects at risk?
No. Even for those who are, anyone who wanted to punish them for it would have to prove you didn't force them. Your vassals might be at risk if they're dependent on you and you get captured, but they're at least safe legally.
What is a good way to handle my money in the event I decide to start doing flagrantly illegal things, where "money" includes some number of bounties and a blank check from the Protectorate?
Ultimately, this is a solvable problem.
She informs the evil clone brigade that it may soon be difficult to both routinely be in touch with Promise (such that she can give them special permission to do interesting capey things) and to attend school, be on Earth Bet frequently, etcetera; do they have a preference between these options if it does become one or the other?
They tend to prefer being on Earth Bet. (The fact that this is because it's where the originals live and their goals still revolve around the originals may or may not be obvious.)
- nope, there they go.
Okay.
She sends Canary an email asking if she's happy with the current parameters of her orders, anticipates needing them changed ever again, etc.
Canary is very happy with being a) free and b) able to sing. She wouldn't mind having the safety precautions stop being order-enforced, but she's not being compelled to do anything she otherwise wouldn't.
Okay.
Now -
she has to figure out where the Birdcage is.
Internet?
The location is public. It's inside a particular mountain, there are maps to the entrance easily available, but nothing has more precision than "inside that mountain."
Oh, one last thing. Would the Protectorate like to sell her a big flattener that'll cover a large area, like the one that ran down during the Leviathan battle, in exchange for another gatepair?