Better not linger in her starting place too much longer. Yellow's faster than her and may have already come home to a wreck. Thorn might have a habit of checking up on the place, even, just in case. She's invisible, inaudible, unsmellable - that won't help if he sends someone thorough. Or comes in person.
She sets out.
She's been flying for about thirty minutes after her shopping trip when she falls through a tear and squeaks inaudibly and lands in the middle of -
"Not in any way we know. And that's what we do, with many of them. We use the slug only when adding case fifty-threes to Earth Bet."
"People are terrible," she mutters. "Where do I meet better people? I can't be the only one. Don't answer that unless you have a really good idea."
Pace. Pace.
"I do not consider," she says, "continuing to mind-wipe people on a routine basis a legitimate option. I do not consider allowing villains to run rampant in order to cause trigger events - especially when you fucking have trigger events in a can - to be a legitimate option; you don't have to be the police of the world but you have to stop making it worse on purpose. Colonizing Fairyland is a legitimate option, but I need to know ahead of time so I can make it less hilariously dangerous. Colonizing non-Earth planets in the mortal world is an option. Me politely asking Scion to leave is an option. Acquiring an army of fairies is a bad but legitimate option and requires similar prep to colonizing Fairyland. Comments?"
Eidolon adds that "an army of fairies is better than it sounds. Scion prepared for the possibility that we might fight him, and weakened what we can do. Most powers have built-in safeguards to be unable to seriously hurt him. Sorcery doesn't."
"I meant that it is a bad option because I cannot acquire a substantial number of volunteers, you ethically myopic, reckless, clumsy imbecile."
The Doctor has a different objection. "Do I need to remind you that the fate of our world is at stake? Followed by every other world except this one?"
To Eidolon: "That's unfortunate. Two questions: one, Glaistig Uaine is rumored to be on par with you and I have her name, if you bring her to me with her hearing working I can get her help. Two, your power doesn't recurse?"
Eidolon is confused by Promise's sudden willingness to use orders to secure cooperation of soldiers, but is more confused by the other question. "Recurse?"
Promise ignores the Number Man for the time being. "Your power doesn't let you dig things up to recharge itself? ...You have to have tried it. Please have tried it. I didn't think my estimate of your ability to ignore non-horrifying ways to accomplish things could get lower."
"You didn't try it. You are all so reliant on some combination of self-righteous confidence in your cause and your powers that you have atrophied your collective ability to actually think of things, evaluate plans by other metrics... and with this handicap you're still acting like the only hope for your species. I'm going to have to do your jobs for you! I can't even delegate substantial parts of it to somebody else because everyone is terrible! Why is everyone terrible!"
No comment. What's worse is that they actually are the only hope for their species, unless there's another one no one told them about.
"Ugh."
Pace, pace. "This is going to require at least a few hours of thinking and order-checking before I can let you move around and do things without minute-to-minute micromanagement again. Are any of you going to be missed or get hungry or anything in the interim in a way I should address?"
"Depending on how many hours you had in mind we will eventually become hungry enough to be uncomfortable but not urgently. Legend will be missed but the Doctor, Contessa, and I won't be. Alexandria has doubles who can substitute when she disappears, and Eidolon is already absent."
"You are probably the least terrible of the bunch," Promise remarks to Legend, "I can probably lock you down gentler than them with fewer twisty contingencies, call it forty-five minutes, will that be fast enough for you to get back seamlessly?"
So Promise obtains some paper to think on, quizzes Legend about what he needs to be allowed to do, and has him back through the gate after forty minutes.
He disappears to go take credit on behalf of his organization for the defeat of the Fallen, or whatever it is that the Protectorate head is supposed to be doing today. The other five get left to take dictation.
"I'm debating," she says, "whether I should let you have my name. I mean, I don't have any precision amnestics so it seems a little heavy handed, I'd probably have to wind up letting Bonesaw think of something if I didn't want to use your own mechanism to wipe you all entirely and either one might just fail to work on Alexandria, and I wouldn't be thrilled about Bonesaw knowing such a secret even exists, but you really shouldn't know it. I was originally going to end this entire mess with you and I under reciprocal orders to not give each other further orders but then the news turned out to be worse than expected. Are any of you envisioning futures where you use my name, to disclose elsewhere or to give me orders that I wouldn't like?"
The Number Man agrees, and adds that "we're capable of deciding not to use your name even in the unlikely event that Contessa suggests it. You can have her directly check that we'd follow through if it came up, for all of us except Eidolon."
Promise implements it.
She shuts down the particularly unethical behaviors of their organization, addresses various information security concerns, makes an appointment to go see if she or possibly one of Peak's less time-strapped sorcerers can heal their incarcerated victims, forbids them to share her name or give her orders anyway just to have an extra layer of security, sharply narrows how they may use their powers, puts them on one of the most rigorous check-ins-for-order-updates schedules that she ever uses for released Kept, makes sure that they have not withheld anything more important than their favorite colors (she learns that they were considering having her gate to the likely-intractably-numerous sites of Scion's real body so that it may be more effectively shot at), has one of Peak's sorcerers come along and stare at them all for fifteen minutes in case Promise needs to kill them and finds the Kept an inefficient means of doing it (except Eidolon, who has already vassaled all of Peak's sorcerers); mutters darkly about how terrible everyone is some more; and lets them go home.
Well that was...a loss. Definitely. But went about as well as a loss of that scale possibly could, in retrospect. They get back to doing shadowy conspiracy things.
And Promise goes and hashes out long-term orders for Peak's court, takes pictures of a few of the fairies from it, has a dinner and a sleep and a breakfast and interviews with fifty-seven ex-Fallen new Kept, posts a portrait of Peak to her photo blog captioned I met friendlier-than-average fairies yesterday! This is Peak; she's a shining splicer. Pictures of her girlfriend tomorrow., sends Dragon some emails, and investigates what portions of the internet are good for finding people to hire who are not terrible in any way.
And then Glaistig Uaine shows up. She walks in to the Hawthorn settlement, intimidating capes by her presence and not being shy about threatening them with her spirits but also not killing anyone. (All the cowering might be contributing to that decision.)
"Where is Promise?"
She is surprised, but not too surprised to hit Glaistig Uaine with a "Stop. You may, deploying no powers, speak."
The Faerie Queen waves a hand. "It is not for you to give orders to me unsolicited. And you need not defend, I am not here to kill you or your vassals."