"Oh, I can get you a wand - wait in line? I'll be back in a sec -"

"...do you often leave arrestees unsupervised? I can't teleport, but..."

"And I can teleport to you if you're within a couple trillion lightyears of here. We don't really have a problem with prisoners attempting escape but if you're uncomfortable I of course won't leave."

"Are any of the other people in line violent criminals?"

"No, there's a different procedure for those."

She sighs. "You may go."

He is back five seconds later with a strange-looking wand. He taps her. Now the sign is perfectly readable. 

She orders a coffee and a chocolate bread.

They're free. The teleporter walks her to a courtroom.

She doesn't make any trouble.

The judge explains her rights. It's a long list. She has the right to counsel, which will be appointed for her in this hearing; she has the right to refuse to participate in the judicial process, which may adversely affect the outcome of her kidnapping case but will not earn new charges; she has the right to prison conditions in line with intergalactic treaty and with expectations in her native society to the extent those are compatible with public safety; she has the right to refuse to testify under a truth effect, though this will of course affect the credibility of her testimony; she has the right to know the evidence against her and submit questions for her accusers; she has the right to an appeal; she has the right to a clear and straightforward explanation of the law and of the legal process,which the judge duly provides. 

(Kidnapping is the crime of unlawful transportation and confinement of a person against their will;  'unlawful' is met if the kidnapper did not reasonably believe themselves to be acting in their capacity as an officer of the law to carry out an arrest for which they had a lawfully obtained warrant; the penalty for each charge, of which there are three, is between one and six local years' imprisonment. Local years are a quarter of Amentan years.)

The judge wants to know if she understands her rights and whether prison conditions are acceptable and whether she understands the crime she is charged with.

"I am entitled to issue warrants," she says.

"Had you issued a warrant for the arrest of the persons you are accused of kidnapping?"

"My say-so constitutes one."

"What were they charged with?"

"Possession of alien technology."

"Were they informed that they were under arrest?"

"I think they noticed."

"Defendant's counsel, I recommend you talk to your client before we add anything to the record."

       "Yes, your honor."

"Do you understand the charges against you?"

"No. Under what jurisdiction am I charged?"

"Vanda Nossëo."

"According to what law am I extradited?"

"Vanda Nossëo prosecutes certain crimes against its citizens committed anywhere in the universe, barring locations that have negotiated a different arrangement, under Statute 43 of the Third Treaty on galactic operations."

"The prison is fine as prisons go."

"Do you have questions for this court."