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" - yes, I do. I will get my Rebecca first, though."
He picks her up for more kissing and then holds her with her legs wrapped around his waist and is very distracted by her hair. "You're invited to a wedding," he says.
touchme
She is super into the being picked up and sitting with her legs wrapped around his waist. Also it is cute that he likes her hair. "I am? Whose wedding?"
"An alternate universe version of you named Rebecca. - so, there are multiple universes, and sometimes for unclear reasons they have the same people in them." Illusion-Rebecca. "And one of you met one of me and they fell very much in love and are happily married and recommended to all the rest of me that we go whisk away all the rest of you - in case you wondered if I was in the habit of stealing pretty girls from foreign planets -"
"And her religion disapproves of premarital sex so they met yesterday and are getting married in six days and requested that all of the yous we know of be stolen by then so you can attend."
"The baby did not escape me! I'd sooner not run off to get married this weekend, we'd be competing for attention with four others of you and that's nowhere near enough time to plan a spectacular wedding in. But it is important to me you not expect to be abandoned, so if you want it soon -"
touchme
"I mean besides that, the baby's dad is a complete prick who doesn't know the meaning of 'wait it's springtime'. What if I do not expect to be abandoned and I'm just horny?"
"I can maybe think of a solution to that but your hair is very distracting, you had probably better tie it back so I can think."
