"...you are an alien of unidentifiable caste and she couldn't figure out why you were in a red neighborhood. Demons sound useful - you said they need negotiating though -"

"Demons are typically paid in sex or music or other media - or the opportunity to raise children - since you can't really trade them stuff. It's not hard to find some who want something you have, if you're willing to be a bit patient with it, and we've got a list of ones who like learning languages - uh, when a demon is summoned they learn the languages you speak, and the ones on the list would be happy to make you things just for some token payment because the really exciting thing is the new language and all the new media they can accordingly understand."

"Oh, neat! Gosh, I am not at all dressed to exchange sex for stuff unless the demons kink on military uniforms."

" - you're not trading demons sex for things, you're mine, I just stole you. That pen gets someone who likes my music and will do your shopping list for a song."

"Oh! Okay."

"You will probably want clothes that aren't a military uniform on that shopping list, though."

"Suggestions?"

"I can set you up on the computer and you can look up local fashions, see what suits? I like things that are dramatic. And dislike the color blue."

"Gosh, you're gonna hate my planet's government then. It's okay for me to touch the computer?"

"It is okay for you to touch all of the things! Except the demons."

"No demon-seducing for me, got it."

"Once we know each other better maybe I can be brought around on seducing demons. But I haven't even kissed you yet."

"Well are you gonna?"

Yes, yes, he is. 

Eeeee!

He is so delighted!!!

Good!

He picks her up for more kissing and then holds her with her legs wrapped around his waist and is very distracted by her hair. "You're invited to a wedding," he says.

She is super into the being picked up and sitting with her legs wrapped around his waist. Also it is cute that he likes her hair. "I am? Whose wedding?"

"An alternate universe version of you named Rebecca. - so, there are multiple universes, and sometimes for unclear reasons they have the same people in them." Illusion-Rebecca. "And one of you met one of me and they fell very much in love and are happily married and recommended to all the rest of me that we go whisk away all the rest of you - in case you wondered if I was in the habit of stealing pretty girls from foreign planets -"

"This place doesn't look lived-in enough to have a harem in it. That's a good reason!"

"I think it's an excellent one! And Rebeccas have this...religion? Does your world have those?"

"...we have religions? I don't really personally."

"And her religion disapproves of premarital sex so they met yesterday and are getting married in six days and requested that all of the yous we know of be stolen by then so you can attend."

"Awww. ...I have, uh, had some premarital sex."