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Vague and grandiose chat about motivated capitalism take up the rest of the wizards' evening. Plans are made for Cam to learn about worldgates the following (skipped from school with Renée's kind accomplicehood) day and, assuming he catches on quickly enough, to go to New York and meet Jenny and talk about her operating as their business proxy.
Presently it's bedtime, and Cam goes to his room and Matilda and Jellybean go to theirs and Cam has the chance to ask Grace what on earth she meant.
"Well," Grace says, whispering, "you've been holding off on labeling because you're only fourteen, but people stabilize at different ages, don't they? And as near as I can tell you've been stable for almost a year now. Not on either, but on whichever. I think you're just as likely to get a crush on Jellybean as Matilda and vice-versa, and I don't think it's because you're still undeclared, I think you're just wired that way."
Cam considers this. "Okay," he says. "I can live with that."
"I should hope so," says Grace, and Cam laughs, and he goes to sleep.
He's still on a sleep cycle appropriate to school, so he may be up before Jellybean and Matilda in the morning.
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Cam wishes to convince his vitamin to be better at being a vitamin. Ideally, it could supply perfect micronutrients for whoever took it with some sort of time-release so it wouldn't be necessary to have a new one every day for the vitamins that humans can't store effectively, but he'd settle for omitting side effects like niacin flush or some other measurable improvement in the performance. What does his manual have to say about that?
His manual doesn't have anything specific to say about that. There are no preexisting spells to accomplish these aims.
Jellybean overhears the question and asks, "Niacin flush?"
Jellybean overhears the question and asks, "Niacin flush?"
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"If you take niacin, even the right amount of niacin, if it's more than you were getting before you get some side effects," says Cam, showing Jellybean the warning on the bottle.
"Huh," says Jellybean. He captures his dancing potato and starts talking to it again.
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Cam starts asking his manual for general information about getting things to work in different ways in general.
Well, that's... most of wizardry, really. The manual does its best to oblige.
Jellybean grabs a vitamin supplement.
Jellybean grabs a vitamin supplement.
"Nope," says Jellybean.
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"...Okay." Cam goes back to narrowing down what he's looking for from the manual without getting too narrow, with Grace's help.
Jellybean talks to the potato and the vitamin. Matilda consults their manual and examines her pill.
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Science continues to ensue!
They don't make a lot of progress, and after a while Cam switches to a potato of his own. He already has a fair number of spells pulled on the subject of food and knows how to make the potato taste like chicken. Can he make it have other features of cleverer products? Can it taste like beef, can he fuss with the macronutrient content, will it consent to pass on characteristics like that to its sprouts?
They don't make a lot of progress, and after a while Cam switches to a potato of his own. He already has a fair number of spells pulled on the subject of food and knows how to make the potato taste like chicken. Can he make it have other features of cleverer products? Can it taste like beef, can he fuss with the macronutrient content, will it consent to pass on characteristics like that to its sprouts?
Some success is possible in that direction, although the potato is reluctant to taste like anything but potato and even more reluctant to take on any of these qualities in a genetic rather than superficial sense.
Meanwhile, Jellybean's potato is now a more vibrant shade of brown.
Meanwhile, Jellybean's potato is now a more vibrant shade of brown.
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Cam solicits information on outright genetic manipulation, in case someone's come up with a way to get around this reluctance. He's also listening with half an ear to what in the world Jellybean's doing with his potato.
What Jellybean's doing with his potato is, apparently, genetic modification! That colour change is heritable.
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Cam blinks, and pays attention. He doesn't interrupt Jellybean; he does not yet know how to do that productively instead of distracting the other wizard into making the potato sing songs or write the Great American Novel or something instead.
Mostly he's just talking to it, in an entirely casual way. And he gently, casually suggests that the potato take on this or that quality... and it does, as easily as that.
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Cam peers at Jellybean's potato, and at his own potato, and he attempts to mimic the style, just in case it'll work.
Nope.
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Dangit.
He decides to wait to see if Jellybean gets around to more useful changes than darkened color of his own accord before attempting to prod him into it. He carries on with his own approach to the project, and takes a bit of a listen to what Matilda's doing between attempts.
He decides to wait to see if Jellybean gets around to more useful changes than darkened color of his own accord before attempting to prod him into it. He carries on with his own approach to the project, and takes a bit of a listen to what Matilda's doing between attempts.
Matilda is systematically grilling her pill about its molecular composition and physical structure.
Jellybean convinces the potato to have a nutrient balance closer to the ideal ratio for human consumption. He doesn't say it like that, though, so it might take some listening to figure out that's what he's up to.
Jellybean convinces the potato to have a nutrient balance closer to the ideal ratio for human consumption. He doesn't say it like that, though, so it might take some listening to figure out that's what he's up to.
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Grace is helping, so Cam figures it out eventually. He doesn't interrupt. He does, however, give up on his potato - since Jellybean is making more progress and there's so much more to do - and get a grain of rice.
Rice, for whatever reason, is more receptive to his suggestions than potatoes.
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Okay, that's interesting, if they just vary in cooperativeness. Cam tries other available plant-based foods, finds rice the most suggestible, and sets about convincing the rice to do useful things, taking notes as he goes on what he's trying and what works.
"So are we gonna find somewhere to plant these?" wonders Jellybean.
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"Yeah. Arizona's not really great for it, but I guess if we can make them take root in the backyard here, that's a good test of how they'll do in, like, the Sahara, compared to if we went someplace cooler?" says Cam. "So there's here, it's not like the sand in the yard is doing anything that Renée'll be annoyed if we mess up."