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"...Are you making fun of me? I can't tell."

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"I am making fun of you," he confirms. "But I mock with the truth. I've missed cooking. This bizarre experiment, going to high school, pretending to be human - it suits me."

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"It took you a week to get bored of murder, a far more popular pastime among your species. How long do you imagine this one will last?"

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"You'd have a better chance at understanding me if you forgot my species completely. Heaven knows I try to."

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"And what makes you so special?"

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"D'you know what," he says, "you may take that as your first assignment in observation and deduction."

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She blinks.

"What are the parameters of my homework exactly?"
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"Figure out in what way I am different from other vampires, and why. For extra credit, figure out in what way I was different from other humans. Your available research material is the entire observable universe. There is no deadline."

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Bella snickers. "All right. I'll see what I can do."

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Sherlock grins.

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"I'm actually a little surprised people aren't finding you more recognizable."

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"People see what they expect to, on the whole. No one expects me to be who I am."

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Bella nods. "Any tips, or is your style more 'immediate unguided field assignment' than 'tutoring'?"

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"I already know the answer," he points out. "It makes it somewhat harder to investigate from a position of ignorance. But to get a little more abstract - I'm sure you can tell for yourself which are the things about me that don't fit. Those are always a good place to start."

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"All right. D'you want my findings double-spaced?" Bella inquires lightly.

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"A verbal report will do," he laughs.

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"It'll probably be easier to submit it written, even if I don't bother to type it up. I think on paper."

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"Oh, as you please, then."

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"What's it like living with Angie?"

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"Unobjectionable. I don't mind the chores, I like to cook for them, and the rest of the time I can sit in my room with a book and no one gives me trouble."

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"Cooking is an. Interesting hobby."

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"For a vampire, you mean? I had it before."

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"I didn't think hobbies usually carried over. So I guess this will go in my report."

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"See how informative the universe can be?"

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"I'm so informed," says Bella dryly. "I'll have you all figured out any minute now."

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