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"Aunt Maria" eats the mini Snickers.

Maybe the pumpkin niece will be better than Jeff. There are probably people who are worse than Jeff, but there have to be people who are better than Jeff too, right? And she can't leave the house, so she'd have a hard time running away.
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Pumpkin niece has notes from Uncle Jeff's crazy rant in her pocket.

"Uh," she says. "...You can talk to me, you're allowed."
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"Well, that's new and different," says "Aunt Maria".

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"Are you seriously a fairy I thought he was high but I didn't want to say 'no, dying uncle Jeff, I will not write down your crazy-ass story'..."

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"Oh, so he is dying. About time."

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Pumpkin niece frowns. "He says you're dangerous."

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"Does he? Dangerous like how?"

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"He said - he said a lot of things. And he said you've got wings and that he needed to give you to somebody else so you wouldn't run rampant and kill people or something."

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She snorts. "He's an idiot. I don't want to kill anybody but him and I can't kill him, a vassal can't hurt a master."

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"What do you want to do, then?"

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She thinks about it.

"I guess I want to go back to the fairy realm and not have to obey mortals anymore."
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"The fairy realm?"
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"He didn't tell you about that?"

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"Not a lot about it. I sort of assumed you got lost here."

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"There's a gate in the attic."

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"Oh my god."

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"I'm not allowed to show people or go through it."

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"Are you trying to - Always tell me the truth. Are you trying to like lure me into fairyland so that like a million years will pass while I'm in there, or... what?"

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"I just want to go back there and be free. I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't think a million years would go by if you went in and I don't really care if you do or not as long as you let me go."

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"He says you're dangerous. If you fed me fairy food or if anybody told you my name. He wasn't really careful about that part, I could've noticed that neither of you called me anything but pumpkin, he didn't warn me till today, but I don't think you know it now, do you?"
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"That's what happens if any old fairy learns your name or feeds you fairy food. He never asked if I was different. I am, though. I can't have vassals."

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"You can't?"
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"I can't."

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"Why not?"

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"It's my magic. Every kind of fairy has some magic and that's mine. Anyone who's my vassal is nobody's vassal, ever again, at all, even if they were before."

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