when i met you you were terrorizing people at gunpoint, if things disqualified people from deserving enough money to be okay then that would probably disqualify people but it doesn't. people just deserve to be okay no matter what. 

wow

this'll be good for like a couple months if we can keep this apt

cool. safer than mugging people too probably. is that not illegal?

it's illegal yeah I got picked up and mumbled about performance art and weird alien bribery and they let me go

this is a really offensive question probably but did your brother get sick after he had the kid or before. the amentans were really 'we stop people having kids who couldn't take care of them!' but

oh it was his gf with the permission not him

he's very charming when he's not having an episode

might be magic that can fix that kind of thing if he could consent when he wasn't having an episode

this one's been going on a while

did aliens make it worse

worse as fuck, can't even leave the kid with him anymore, usually he's like "I will make you cereal and talk about how it symbolizes the march of time and insist on throwing out all the cereal bits shaped like triangles but cereal gets into child" but lately it's way shittier

sorry

the ahkar helps

money tends to

parents can't help?

they don't have money and if they get near my brother he attacks them. grandma helps sometimes but usually doesn't have extra

i will ask my probation officer if there's a charity that would help 

we don't qualify for that kinda thing he won't go to an orange about his shit to prove it

our charities are different

okay

"Okay, so how do we want to make contact with Revelation, Cam it's your universe -"

"Isn't there already some formal Space Elf/Revelation contact -"

"Yeah, we write them about daeva stuff and there have been tentative stabs at cultural exchange. They like our music, we like their softcore porn and childrens' books..."

"Going through that seems like a solid plan. Like, 'hey, we can move around between universes, oh, by the way, there's lots'."

"I will let 'em know they have permission to mention our universe-hopping now!"

"It'll be great. Hopefully."

Hey! writes the emissary for cultural exchange on the Elf end, there are some people in another universe with different magic who figured out interdimensional transit! They're setting up a shuttleport for us! Some of 'em are humans!