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"We should do another purple neighborhood."

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They go to another purple neighborhood. Purples vote. An even gender mix of purples can be coaxed temporarily out of nail, hair, and makeup salons.

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"That's so weird, man."

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"What is?"

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"Guy cosmeticians."

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"What?" says a guy nail artist.

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" - on Earth we don't have castes but there are jobs for men and jobs for ladies and that's a lady job."

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"That's stupid," says the guy nail artist. "We don't have to do that if we do the aliens thing, do we?"

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" - of course not. Even on Earth people don't have to, they just want to."

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"I'm fucking amazing at nails," says the nail artist.

"He is," agrees one of his co-workers.

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"You do you, man."

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Purples take ballots.

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"Are dudes who do makeup and nails pretty much all gay or is that not a thing either," he asks Cahmro when they have left.

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"...what does that have to do with anything?"

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" - that's just how it is with humans. Also, like, musical theatre and fashion and shit, the dudes in that are gonna be gay."

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"I guess that's... convenient for them...? What the fuck?"

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"...I guess it doesn't seem weird if you're used to it. I don't think it's even a discrimination thing, not totally."

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"...why would it be?"

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" - like, you know, you can't be out so you can do plausibly deniable shit like musical theatre and fashion?"

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"Can you check if your translation thing is broken?"

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"I can turn it off and back on again." He does that. 

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"Say the thing again?"

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"It might be that there are so many gay men in fashion and theatre because if you can't be out, doing fashion and theatre is a decent way to meet other gay men."

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"If you can't be what?"

"Is this about the election?" asks a passerby.

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"No, sorry," - ballots, voting spiel - and when it's a bit quieter - "if you can't be out, like, if you're acting normal and pretending you're not gay."

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