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"Oh well."

Here is the back door into Milliways. "Novel mechanism of Miles acquisition, she randomly appeared in the back yard in the middle of shooting at a monster that did not accompany her."
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"It wasn't completely random," she says. "I was flying really close to the fog between islands, and I think I dipped in a little too far. But usually this results in entering the fog between islands, not being abruptly transported to a weird... place. What is this weird place."

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"It's called Milliways," says Jann.

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"The bar spontaneously appears good drinks and polite napkins."

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"How... nice," she says dubiously. "Sorry, I'm just. Having trouble with the adjustment from 'chased by house-sized monster' to 'strange bar full of real live people with souls and everything'."

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"...That does seem like it would take some adjusting," says Miles. "House-sized? Approximately how big of a house?"

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"Also, plese fill out a nametag," says Solvei.

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"Maybe not quite mansion, but large. Give me a nametag and I'll fill it out."

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Stalas fetches Sable a nametag and marker.

"Dare I ask why you were fighting an approximately mansion-sized monster?" asks Miles.
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"It's a long story, but the reason I was fighting this mansion-sized monster today was to test how well my new weapon works against it," she says. "Answer: really well, but I forgot to account for how fast my new wings are and accidentally flew out of the universe."

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"...well, I guess that explains the noise," says Miles.

He pens Linya: A new Miles showed up. She says she was just fighting a mansion-sized monster, and may be armed with heavy artillery, although I can't see where she's keeping it. Also she has wings and a crown. I'm slightly intimidated, but in a positive, admiring sort of way.
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"Yeah. Sorry if I scared anyone."

She fills out a nametag. Sable Arrowsmith, instance of: Miles, world: Terraria.
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We'll be down presently as time dilation allows to say hi.

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"The noise was sort of alarming but it's that sort of day," says Ivan.

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"I'm moderately surprised you didn't do any harm to the landscape," says Mark.

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"It's a non-landscape-harming weapon."

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"...Does it have 'non-landscape-harming' as a magical property?" wonders Miles. "Because given the sound, and the fact that you said it was effective against a mansion-sized monster..."

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"Terraria," she sighs, as though that's a complete explanation.

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Bells descend the stairs. "I hear there's another Miles," says Linya.

Linya has apparently braided Bella's hair.
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"..."

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"Are you okay, uh, Sable?"

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"Oh. Yes. Perhaps I should've warned you that my wife is very pretty," says Miles. "No one else seems to have been struck speechless over it, though."

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"...oh," says Mark. "Extended social isolation."

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"...I can go away again if that would help."

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Sable blinks and shakes her head.

"No, I'm fine, I'm fine," she says. "You just. Startled me."
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