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"What must I assassinate instead?"

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"Her soul gem."

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"...I'm still a little unclear on the exact nature of this horrible disaster," says Miles. "But, um, I don't want to pry if that would be intrusively personal."

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"Ghys is Solvei's legal guardian and I doubt that you need all that many details on the ways this is unpleasant."

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"Mark has apparently already figured out that there's torture involved," says not-Solvei.

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"My creator had a somewhat differently-targeted obsession with Aral Vorkosigan, Miles's father," says Mark. "Hence the fact that I am a trained assassin."

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"I need a lot of fake Solveis because I wouldn't do that to the real one."

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"Aurin is a firebreathing dragon," mentions Ivan.

"I'm not usefully a firebreathing dragon," says Aurin. "Mark has a better shot of figuring out how to assassinate a gem than I do firebreathing or no."
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"Aren't they just," says Mark.

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"Oh, did the thing happen?"

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"Solvei's sister/substrate is inexplicably charmed by the inexplicatly charming nature of Ivans, yes."

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Of Ivans, Ivan and Aurin are best positioned to high-five, so they do.

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Giggle.

"But, in all seriousness: how do we assassinate a gem."
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"Hit it with a rock?"

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"Hard to get close enough without her noticing and killing you. Not sure how big a rock it would take to actually damage the thing."

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"If any of your portable magic can just casually remove the gem from her person that's most of the job done already. She has a range limit on how close she has to be to control her body with it."

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"...And I'll bet this range limit does not extend between worlds," says Mial. "I could summon it to Elcenia. Might be a little tricky to set up, though, and I wouldn't have much of an idea what to do with it afterward."

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"Still, that's pretty fucking promising," says not-Solvei.

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"Afterwards, you smash it with a rock," says Jann.

"And if that doesn't work," says Aurin, "you put it on the moon."
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"Or have one of you red-groups throw it in the sun, maybe," says Mial. "There are options. I just want to be sure of the plan before I try it, for once in my life."

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"...It's also possible that you could leave your universe," says Mark. "If you liked. Stalas is leaving his."

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"There isn't a whole lot in my universe I'm fond of, but I do like Bella. If the gem assassination works..."

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"Which you might not be able to conclusively verify without leaving the vicinity of the door."

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