Kib in Arda
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"Within the constraints of having a war to win I want you to be able to live your life as openly as possible. And I promise nothing would delight me as much as not having to keep this secret."

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"Nothing? At all?"

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"...okay, omnipotence..."

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"Ooh. Sorry, if I find any of that I'm keeping it."

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"Well, that's terribly unfair! I would share. A little."

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"What does 'a little' omnipotence add up to?"

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"Omnipotence in all respects in which we don't disagree? If I gave you more than that then I would not be properly omnipotent."

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"This is why sharing omnipotence is so challenging. Also, how would I determine if you disagreed? If I have to consult you for every use of omnipotence then I hardly have it myself, do I?"

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"What a terrible dilemma. I suppose when I'm omnipotent I'll have to think about it."

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"And after the war is ended by a snap of your fingers what will you do next with your supreme power?"

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"End mortality, obviously, and death in general, and ensure the human world can get exactly as many babies as they want to raise every year and no more, and then sort similarly pressing things in all of the other dimensions before I conjure myself a palace suiting the emperor of the multiverse. Why, what would you do?"

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"Sounds about right."

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He kisses him. "Of course it does."

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"It's almost like we have things in common or something."

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"I've always been a big believer in only dating people who agree with me about what to do with omnipotence."

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"It's very impressive that you can figure out what someone would do with omnipotence so fast without asking."

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"I can't imagine how other people make decisions that require trust; it's like they're all operating halfway blind."

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"Well, I'm short some literal eyesight compared to you too when I don't have the goggles on, and yet I manage."

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"Yep. You figured Melkor out, too."

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"Not fast enough."

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"No. But what would you have done if you had?"

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Assuming the Valar elected to be useless? Checked some Maiar to see if they could fix Aydanci's aging instead of bringing him to Melkor - spent a while thinking 'what would I be doing if I were an evil god for some reason on parole living in a house in Valinor' and patched the cargo baby hole - gotten shine code set up -

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Sorry. We got so used to peace and safety -

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I don't blame you. I bought the 'well, forever's a long time to imprison somebody' argument too.

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This time we just kill him. 

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